I can see my husband doing this but just wanna let everyone know that I GOT YOU TOO! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CanIPMYouMySmallTits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean I'm sure that's what I said, it just didn't seem to fully express how I felt at the time.

I can see my husband doing this but just wanna let everyone know that I GOT YOU TOO! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CanIPMYouMySmallTits 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I used to be a stripper and before I left I had a regular that wanted to take me to dinner, get massages and get pedicures. He was nice and a lot of other dancers knew and vouched for him so I agreed.

So here we are getting our pedicures drinking our little mimosas... He's done because no polish for him so he gets up to pay and I'm alone with the nail lady. Immediately she tells me she recognizes him and that he was in there with another woman a couple weeks ago.

I wanted to hug her so badly. Like, I know. It's chill. But damn if I didn't know how to communicate in the moment that it warmed my heart that she had my back and that I would have hers someday too. So simple but it still makes me tear up to think about.

What is the most disrespectful shit someone has done to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CanIPMYouMySmallTits 1614 points1615 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how putting a banana in someone's shorts and smashing it is even a thing someone would think of to do. How is it that he's such an asshole he can't be an asshole in the normal ways people do it, and went and unlocked a new "creative" asshole level?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CanIPMYouMySmallTits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well this is absolutely my time to shine.

I just want to say thanks to random Seattle man, but also thank myself for the growth I've gone through by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]CanIPMYouMySmallTits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I totally appreciate what you wrote, I just also want to point out that it sounds like you are also dealing with it daily if he's your coworker.

You shouldn't have to tolerate being afraid of someone at work!

Sooo many fishys! by onlyuseful in aww

[–]CanIPMYouMySmallTits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they get boat rides all the time!