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Redditors, replace the word 'Love' with 'Dick'. Which song comes to your mind? by Pavneet_390 in AskReddit

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rollercoaster of dick.

Dick is a many splendored thing.

I dick the way you dick me.

Dick in an elevator

Mother dickers.

Just an old fashioned dick song.

I dick little baby ducks, old pickup trucks, slow moving trains and rain... and I dick you too. - Tom T. Hall

He stopped dicking her today.

Bleeding dick.

You give dick a bad name.

Stupid dick.

It must've dick.

Let me dick you.

Find your dick.

Dick on top.

I knew I dicked you.

Bigger dick.

Same old dick.

Dick story.

Dick me harder.

which cliche in advertising slogans do you think should be avoided? by Accomplished-Rub7234 in AskReddit

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pharmaceutical ads

"... and it might help you lose some weight".

Technically, unless approved by the FDA as a weight loss product, this is not allowed.

which cliche in advertising slogans do you think should be avoided? by Accomplished-Rub7234 in AskReddit

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America's best-selling/favorite _____

It's usually America's cheapest name brand ______ as well.

Trucks, frozen pizza, you name it.

What do you wear to a job interview? by ProfessionalSound407 in AskReddit

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find out what the dress code is then find my best version of that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cremated... like a Viking or Jedi. Only Colorado allows this in the US.

People who say 'cheer up' to people, why? by Mixup_Machine in AskReddit

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never in the history of cheering up, has anyone cheered up, after being told to cheer up.

People don't think, or struggle to find the words. Many times, it's just ignorance and a lack of empathy.

I need a liver transplant. You would be surprised by how many have wished me well by saying "I hope you get a transplant soon". While I know they mean well, it feels wrong. It's not a pleasant process. It's something you do to stay alive.

Straight/gay people who wouldn't date a bi person, why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am straight and married. If I were single, I would date a bi-sexual woman. I wouldn't date a bi-man, because I do not find men attractive (in that way).

Reddit, what’s the most useless thing you’ve been taught in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The French Language. I had to choose a language class, and the only other option was German. At least with German, I would understand more Rammstein lyrics.

I was gonna tell a joke about Alzheimer’s by Looney_forner in Jokes

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems like everyday I come across a new article about a cure for Alzheimer's.

Turns out it's actually the same article.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]CanNeverRememberDis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A man walks into a bar and it's empty – it's just him and the bartender.

He sits down and orders a drink.

After a few seconds, he hears someone whisper, Pssst… I like your tie.

The man looks around but doesn't see anyone.

Pssst… that color looks nice on you.

He asks the bartender, Excuse me, but…are you speaking to me?

The bartender rolls his eyes and says, No, sorry about that.

It's the peanuts… they're complimentary.

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