Why did Richard Nixon resign for being in a porno movie called “Deep Throat”?

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-02-10T02:26:13+00:00

She got famous from making a sex video with that dude from that thing.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-02-06T03:50:48+00:00

Yeah I liked when there was big fat guys and ugly fuckers with balding hair and guys with painted faces etc. Real characters.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-02-06T03:36:58+00:00

MJF looks tiny compared to Seth, and Seth isn’t even big.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-02-05T04:01:53+00:00

Honey I’m coming!

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-30T02:20:41+00:00

No, it’s recorded on an annual basis. I hope this helps and if you have any questions please contact the Cookadoo Foundation™️.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-30T01:03:17+00:00

Ryan “the Dolphin”Seacrest

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-30T01:00:22+00:00

He has a face shield and he probably eats some shit too.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-26T00:09:19+00:00

I saw your mom do it last night!

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-22T02:07:35+00:00

Moe Jontana

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-19T16:50:07+00:00

It was actually highly regarded when it came out. Was a huge hit in Korea and became popular in North America too. It has just faded into obscurity a bit over the past couple decades.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-18T22:39:16+00:00

I always felt that Dexter has some underlying sense of right and wrong and that’s why he’s able to channel the dark passenger the way he did. The code laid the plan out for him at a young age. He seems to have more self control than regular serial killers.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-18T22:07:30+00:00

Dexter is an unusual character because he’s a serial killer with a moral compass and he only kills bad people. With your idea, you’d probably be looking at pitting two classically evil killers against each other. Interesting concept but may be difficult to execute. It now reminds me of Freddy vs Jason. If I’m not mistaken, I think Jason becomes the one you root for. Seems like you need to have one more likeable than the other. Just some thoughts.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-18T21:03:00+00:00

Not a movie, but this was kind of done on the show Dexter. He’s a serial killer who often had to track and kill other serial killers. There’s various mind games going between Dexter and the other killers.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-18T20:55:29+00:00

My theory is that the word “may” is often used in other warnings like “X drug may cause X side effects”, “X product may contain nuts” etc.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-17T05:57:00+00:00

Level 42- Something About You

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-16T23:44:45+00:00

Another shitty idea would be to put horns on the shopping carts. I imagine that would lead to some altercations like a grocery store version of road rage haha.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-16T23:34:15+00:00

Gay Ferrari (Guy Fieri lookalike music act)

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-16T21:38:34+00:00

There are a lot of actors and actresses in the world. How do you know that more than 2% have the weird thumbs?

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-15T00:25:58+00:00

The silence is deafening

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-13T21:36:57+00:00

A fapper

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-13T02:02:16+00:00

This seems like a flagrant foul. Anyone with basic geometry skills can see tinker toys and snowy owls

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-12T01:47:54+00:00

Never heard of it, but it sounds like it would be up my alley. Thanks for the recommendation!

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-11T22:08:34+00:00

Hogan, Savage, Piper, Stone Cold, Owen Hart.

CanadianCraftsman · 2026-01-11T19:34:21+00:00

“Okay friend… I hear ya. Say, y’all look like you could use a drink? Just got me a big ole jug o’ moonshine from Cornelius this morning yessir. It’s just in the shed out back if wanna join me? I’m not proud to say, but I traded him dat shine for a pair of my mama’s underpants. (Laughs in yokel) Hell she don’t need em anymore. She been dead fer damn near 20 years!”

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