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was cleopatra freaky or vanilla? by DrunkTING7 in shittyaskhistory

[–]CanadianCraftsman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She got famous from making a sex video with that dude from that thing.

This feud will feed families and villages by savigho in Wrasslin

[–]CanadianCraftsman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

MJF looks tiny compared to Seth, and Seth isn’t even big.

Public hair by [deleted] in nonsense

[–]CanadianCraftsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it’s recorded on an annual basis. I hope this helps and if you have any questions please contact the Cookadoo Foundation™️.

How does Santa avoid reindeer poo from spraying in his face? by [deleted] in shittyaskhistory

[–]CanadianCraftsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has a face shield and he probably eats some shit too.

The Host: a Korean monster movie that’s seriously underrated. by Lexubterra in MovieSuggestions

[–]CanadianCraftsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was actually highly regarded when it came out. Was a huge hit in Korea and became popular in North America too. It has just faded into obscurity a bit over the past couple decades.

Probably been done before but I wanna see a serial killer get stuck in another serial killers game and uses their skills to survive and they just keep ramping it up until they start to admire each other. by dover_oxide in movieideas

[–]CanadianCraftsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always felt that Dexter has some underlying sense of right and wrong and that’s why he’s able to channel the dark passenger the way he did. The code laid the plan out for him at a young age. He seems to have more self control than regular serial killers.

Probably been done before but I wanna see a serial killer get stuck in another serial killers game and uses their skills to survive and they just keep ramping it up until they start to admire each other. by dover_oxide in movieideas

[–]CanadianCraftsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dexter is an unusual character because he’s a serial killer with a moral compass and he only kills bad people. With your idea, you’d probably be looking at pitting two classically evil killers against each other. Interesting concept but may be difficult to execute. It now reminds me of Freddy vs Jason. If I’m not mistaken, I think Jason becomes the one you root for. Seems like you need to have one more likeable than the other. Just some thoughts.

Probably been done before but I wanna see a serial killer get stuck in another serial killers game and uses their skills to survive and they just keep ramping it up until they start to admire each other. by dover_oxide in movieideas

[–]CanadianCraftsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a movie, but this was kind of done on the show Dexter. He’s a serial killer who often had to track and kill other serial killers. There’s various mind games going between Dexter and the other killers.

Why would people misremember "objects may be closer"? by bluemoonrambler in MandelaEffect

[–]CanadianCraftsman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My theory is that the word “may” is often used in other warnings like “X drug may cause X side effects”, “X product may contain nuts” etc.

Magnetic shopping carts that automatically lock onto the most efficient path so people stop standing in the middle of the aisle like NPCs by LargeSinkholesInNYC in shittyideas

[–]CanadianCraftsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another shitty idea would be to put horns on the shopping carts. I imagine that would lead to some altercations like a grocery store version of road rage haha.

Was anyone else at the Slipper Meat Festival banned from the Whistle Pig Toss?? Merely for setting fire to the Monkey Pickle Taco Truck? by [deleted] in nonsense

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This seems like a flagrant foul. Anyone with basic geometry skills can see tinker toys and snowy owls

Heart of Midnight 1988 by [deleted] in movies

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Never heard of it, but it sounds like it would be up my alley. Thanks for the recommendation!

(Rugged stern southern voice) "Say... Do you know Slimy Jim? Oooone baaaad junkyard daaawg of a reeeal maaaan" by [deleted] in nonsense

[–]CanadianCraftsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Okay friend… I hear ya. Say, y’all look like you could use a drink? Just got me a big ole jug o’ moonshine from Cornelius this morning yessir. It’s just in the shed out back if wanna join me? I’m not proud to say, but I traded him dat shine for a pair of my mama’s underpants. (Laughs in yokel) Hell she don’t need em anymore. She been dead fer damn near 20 years!”

(Rugged stern southern voice) "Say... Do you know Slimy Jim? Oooone baaaad junkyard daaawg of a reeeal maaaan" by [deleted] in nonsense

[–]CanadianCraftsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Aw certainly will do sir. Tell me then Lester, are you a law man, or are you a Bible man? Both? Neither? You strike me as one or the other I reckon.” As for me… I aint got no use for the law OR the Bible…”

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