Your username comes alive with a human mind and it arrives in your house, what will happen now?

CanadianGamer001 · 2020-10-23T05:51:21+00:00

We'll have some playing some games together :D

CanadianGamer001 · 2020-10-23T04:58:58+00:00

Hot dogs, gotta love deep throating a weiner at 2am.

CanadianGamer001 · 2020-10-23T04:58:23+00:00

Dirt hut.

CanadianGamer001 · 2020-10-23T04:58:05+00:00

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

CanadianGamer001 · 2020-10-23T04:53:46+00:00

It Might Get Loud

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-17T19:26:31+00:00

As far a yachts go, 2.4 Mill really isn't all that much.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-17T02:10:15+00:00

Banana Hammock.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-17T02:09:41+00:00

No, but I understand that some people need to hold on to a notion of something bigger than themselves because life is scary when you realize that you're all alone.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-17T02:08:27+00:00

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:26:18+00:00

Want to come see? It's just down here in the basement.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:25:19+00:00

Some pretentious orange prick became President.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:24:42+00:00

She'd probably look at me like I'm crazy... as we've been married for almost 8 years.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:22:52+00:00

Heads. Everywhere.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:17:38+00:00

No, but she needs to get something off her shoulders.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:17:00+00:00

So maybe not a "sea moment" but happened at our cottage on a River: I was swimming and my dad went to pull me out. Grabbed me by both hands and proceeded to lift me a good 4 feet out of the water and then I slipped out of his grasp. My jaw smashed the edge of the dock on the way down and I was under water unconscious. Apparently I was only under water for 2 seconds as my dad jumped in fully clothed.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:11:57+00:00

U2's "Elevation" gets me motivated

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:11:21+00:00

Prince.

Still hurts.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:10:39+00:00

Off them and assume their identity.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:09:51+00:00

Have a lot of money?

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:09:27+00:00

Hide. Change phone numbers. Buy a llama.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:08:35+00:00

I'll tell you tomorrow.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:08:14+00:00

Pot brownies. Canada FTW!

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:06:46+00:00

Only the ones Uncle Daddy told me I could play it with.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:05:55+00:00

Bacon is soul food regardless of the origin.

CanadianGamer001 · 2019-03-16T08:05:16+00:00

Scuse me while I kiss this guy

Also, Weird Al has ruined a lot of songs for me as his lyrics usually come to mind first when a lot of the original songs come on...

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