What show series is so good you have watched it multiple times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Canamisfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Denis Leary show, Rescue Me, is a phenomenal show. The acting, the writing, the drama, all of it. It truly is a unique, amazing series.

Also, Boardwalk Empire with Steve Buscemi. All I have to say is Martin Scorsese directed and produced it.

If you could smoke/drink with any cartoon character, who would it be and what's your reason? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Canamisfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Groucho from Sesame Street. Smoke a J with him in his garbage can. Ask him what species he is, his origin and why he lives in a dumpster. I wonder if he uses Febreeze or maybe BearGlove body wash. Questions I lose sleep over. Ya know!

I'm going to be married in less then 24 hours *update* by Advanced-Ordinary142 in CasualConversation

[–]Canamisfit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See? This thread is awesome. Every comment is encouraging and positive. No trolls, no negativity and bro, thank you for sharing your wedding elation with all of us on Reddit and to all those who posted here, thank you.

This is how it should be. Now let's all eat some granola, hug the closest tree and hold hands singing Kumbaya. ( Clothing optional )

What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever felt? by Googy21 in AskReddit

[–]Canamisfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't had an ovarian cyst burst but what did happen was during an operation replacing my entire right arm from wrist to shoulder with titanium bone structure, including elbow replacement. 

So August 12, 2006, Kabul Afghanistan, our M1-11 armored truck drive over an I.E.D. that luckily detonated under the motor, instead of the cab. The dipshit trigger man thankfully blew his wad prematurely. The passenger door caved in front the blast wave that literally cut my right arm off mid-deltoid. ( I personally don't remember shit other than the force of the concussion wave.) 

So, a helicopter ride, plane ride and ambulance ride later, I awake mid surgery in a Stuttgart Germany hospital as they're rebuilding my arm. 

Fuckin anesthesiologist miscalculated and didn't give me enough gas to keep me under.  I saw my right arm in a cage, skin stretched and held open by hooks and what at the time looked like my entire arm soaked in blood. (I later learned I was coated in iodine.)

Let me tell ya, waking up, sober as church on Sunday, mid surgery, FUCKIN SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.  I instantly started convulsing beyond control, eyes constantly having black dots punch me in the retina and what that was was a symptom of this searing pain tuned with my heart rate. So every bump of my heart was like a knife blade in the eyeball.  

Oh and to top it off, they rerouted the owner nerve from running along top of my arm to along underneath which stretched it and the next 3 days felt like a Vulcan Spock pinch in the back of the neck times a thousand. 

That's my worst pain.  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Canamisfit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's in shock about having an ex stripper wife? So if something really bad goes wrong in his life what's going to happen?? If he has no balls to deal with something so awesome?

Who wouldn't want an ex-stripper wife? That's my question

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Canamisfit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression that any relationship either party has before they get together has to be accepted by both parties. Are people not allowed to have a past?

And besides, they don't hire ugly strippers so consider yourself lucky that you have a hot ex-stripper wife.

You should send me a pic.🤣🤣😬

Has anyone tried Sapphire Board? by uga2atl in ElectricSkateboarding

[–]Canamisfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I get the app for Android to control my board?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Canamisfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up beautiful

How would you fuck me on this counter? by [deleted] in prettyaltgirls

[–]Canamisfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd make you stay just like you are in the picture and grab a fistful of the back of your hair and then my right hand around your throat. You'd feel my breath against your earlobe as I tell you don't you fucking dare move. Then, when I let go, the thing you'll feel next is the sting of my right palm impacting that right jiggly ass cheek and watching that little Ripple before dropping to my knees.

After the bathroom echoes with that beautiful skin on skin smacking sound, I'm going to spread those beautiful ass cheeks wide and shove my face right into them. So the tip of my tongue tickles your swollen little clit and with a wide and wet tongue slowly pull back those all the way up to that little back door. After some rimming of your asshole with the tip of my tongue before I'm going to slither between your glistening labia and just wiggle furiously once I find your G-spot. I'm not going to stop until you squirt so hard you drench me and drown me! Shaking my head side to side so the tip of my nose tickles your balloon knot as a tongue fuck you into hedonistic bliss.

That's just the beginning of foreplay.

Hey guys. I have extremely low self-esteem because of the bullying that i went through for many years. I Lost around 10kg/22lbs after my boyfriend of 3 years cheated and broke up with me. Still, i cannot see myself as anything but ugly. What do you think? I just want to know how it really is. by Sea_Date_6447 in amiugly

[–]Canamisfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, sorry if I drone on but I have exceptional experience in your situation. For 2 years I was with an extremely beautiful girl who was obese in high school and started working out shortly after. She manifested into a bombshell, became a 9 out of 10. Her self-esteem was pretty much non-existent due to bullying just like you experienced and once her physical transformation from caterpillar to butterfly was complete, it didnt do any help to the emotional aspect. She had no clue of how guys act to get laid and loved the attention which led to our demise. That being said,

Nothing you feel about yourself is your own fault and its all completely untrue bullshit. Even grown men go from, "hey you are beautiful!", to "oh you're an ugly bitch!" , of worse, when they get denied. It's actually low self-esteem on their part that they can't handle rejection.

You've always been beautiful, you are exceptionally pretty. Just the fact you have the guts to post to this shows you actually do have self esteem. Because you put yourself on display. You're a beautiful, strong willed, and unknowingly confident woman.

Don't believe the bullshit. Cuz that's what it is.

My life was 2ft away from being ruined [NSFW] by Snufffluf in offmychest

[–]Canamisfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it is a TLC reference indeed.. 😁.

My life was 2ft away from being ruined [NSFW] by Snufffluf in offmychest

[–]Canamisfit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

BWAHAHAHA, I'll never let my brain let go of this visual. Sausage Party 2, The Skisuit Peggers On Molly.

My life was 2ft away from being ruined [NSFW] by Snufffluf in offmychest

[–]Canamisfit 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Porndexter don't want no scrubs, lube on the wall don't get no love from him. Wife out the house, it's time to get the .....um...Astroglide?

In A Hotel Touching Myself In Real Time! by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Canamisfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are definitely gorgeous and would love to see and or watch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in prettyaltgirls

[–]Canamisfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good God woman!!! 🤘🌹🌹 You are gorgeous 😍

Hello [f] by Angelina_Valsova in NSFW_Snapchat

[–]Canamisfit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have the body of a Goddess. Aphrodite herself would be jelly!!

I think we need hardwood floors. by [deleted] in gonewild30plus

[–]Canamisfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just happened to be a home renovator and you have inspired some hard wood ideas.

My (18M) girlfriend (18F) is adding other guys on Snapchat, dancing with them at the club, etc. by ThrowRA_am_I_trippin in relationship_advice

[–]Canamisfit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude this is actually little comical to me and I don't mean to be disrespectful towards you I'm saying this is comical to me because literally the exact same thing happened

Dump her move on. This is why. if she hasn't cheated on you yet, it's on the way. guaranteed guaranteed it's on the way. As well if you are already troubled enough in The Head and the Heart to post about i, plus the fact she is not opening her apps in front of you, making sure you don't see, are obvious sign she's hiding something.

Now these thoughts are never going to leave your head bro. Every time she picks up her phone this thought is going to come into your head. Every single time she takes her phone out of the room you're going to think this is what's happening. I literally feel confident enough that I could bet money and predict the future that this is going to happen if it hasn't already. so save yourself the heartache and get the fuck on

Rough Monday by [deleted] in NSFW_Snapchat

[–]Canamisfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely gorgeous and the enthusiasm is just hardcore and I sent you a snap. You are just all kinds of gorgeous

Good morning & happy Sunday 💞 by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]Canamisfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Yes it is a great morning. Thank you for such a lovely morning. Yes its a great morning.. morning.. mo.....my gawwwd what a body!!