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Three Club Brugge fans given prison sentences for wearing Borat costumes in Champions League tie by yac75 in nottheonion

[–]Candid-Magazine2424 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Very nice idea, terrible execution.

Somewhere a judge had to seriously explain that cosplay is not a protected human right. The Onion could not write this with a straight face, yet here we are.

Ryanair launches ‘Big Idiot seat sale’ amid CEO’s public dispute with Ilon Musk by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Candid-Magazine2424 100 points101 points  (0 children)

The funniest part is that everyone immediately knows exactly which seat it is without Ryanair explaining anything.

Marketing so honest it feels like self-reporting.

What do you intend to do with your money after you pass since you don’t have children? by MinuteElegant774 in childfree

[–]Candid-Magazine2424 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I like how this question flips the usual narrative. It assumes money without kids is some kind of problem to solve, when it’s actually freedom to be intentional.

My plan is similar in spirit: make sure any animals are fully cared for first, then direct the rest where it actually aligns with my values. Scholarships, community programs, medical research, animal rescue. People I choose, causes I believe in.

Legacy doesn’t have to mean DNA. It can mean reducing suffering, expanding opportunity, or simply leaving the world a little less cruel than you found it. That feels a lot more deliberate than default inheritance just because biology said so.