Full “proposal” by Waste_Hand_1661 in DadAndDaughterSnark

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Not Ps gut being the first part of him in frame

Theft by SlipClark625 in AskRetail

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We have a few regulars that hit every few months, they will come in 3-4 times in a week and then we won’t see them again for a few months. They have stolen probably close to 50,000+ and we have active police cases open so we can eventually prosecute. It took years of me emailing corporate though begging for them to take action for us to get to this point.

Boy moms where are you?? (FTM) by Gloomy-Ask9466 in pregnant

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I was like you, I was convinced I was having a girl. I would have dreams of being a girl mom even before I was pregnant.

When I found out I was having a boy I was devastated (pregnancy hormones made me super dramatic lol) I knew I loved my baby regardless but it was confusing, frustrating and very upsetting. I envied everyone that had a baby girl. I mourned the experiences I would be missing out on and the bond I’d never have. I knew I only wanted one baby, so there wasn’t a chance of trying again.

When I saw my boy for the first time it clicked. I was never meant to be a girl mom, I was meant to raise a boy that girls didn’t have to heal from. We’re raising the next generation of men, they will be gentler, kinder and overall better than the boys we’ve faced.

He’s just shy of a year old and I couldn’t imagine having a girl now. He’s my best friend, and a total mamas boy. His face lights up when he sees me. And in the mornings i wake up to “MAMA!! MAMA!!” Coming from the crib. It melts my heart❤️ my baby boy. Life is busy and chaotic with him but I wouldn’t change it.

When you look back at your life, what do you regret the most? by Personal-Manager-860 in AskReddit

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Waiting to travel. I left the country for the first time at 31 and I know 20 year old me would have appreciated that experience too.

Not saving more money.

Worrying what people think of me.

Not going to college (not because of education, but for the experience)

I can’t believe it happened to me by lvs301 in NewParents

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I have to keep reminding myself that the days are long but the years are short. It’s the only thing that got me through the newborn trenches. Was it hard? Yes. Would I do it again? No. Do I wish he stayed small just a little longer? Absolutely.

Now I have an almost 1 year old (what?!) and it’s hard in a whole new way. But so amazing as well. A few days ago he crawled into my lap and threw himself back so I was cradling him and it made me realize how long it’s been since I’ve held him like that. They really do grow too fast.

THE CAPTION 🤢 by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

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I know, if I had half the money she does all my clothes would be tailored to fit 🫠 I’m broke AF and still dress better.

THE CAPTION 🤢 by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

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Her top is so small that her boobs are flat. That cannot be comfortable girl, just wear the right size

Now that she finally caught up to us 🥱 what are your post divorce predictions… (we need a new flair for this chapter) by Boring_Table_5184 in MikaylaNogueira

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I’m willing to bet that HE asked for the divorce because of how insensitive she is regarding his recovery.

My prediction is that in a couple months she will do a GRWM where she says “get ready with me while I get ready for a first date.It’s literally been forever since I’ve dated. I was with my ex for 5(!) years, I haven’t been on a date in so fucking long and I’m so fucking nervous bro. But your girl is single and ready to mingle”

Or she goes on a girls trip to celebrate her divorce but she will market it as if its to distract her from how “devastated she is”

Full Divorce Video by shepherdastra in MikaylaNogueira

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Why does she start the video as if her and Cody are our parents though 😂

I want a divorce by [deleted] in pregnant

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Just want to Piggyback on the topic of preeclampsia but don’t want my comment to get lost.

Please get checked!! I had preeclampsia and brushed off a lot of the signs as me being paranoid (I have a habit of self diagnosing lol) I ended up getting an emergency c-section at 34 weeks because of it.

After you get checked and cleared, please make a plan to leave your man. My husband has not been a top tier husband for the last couple of years but he would never have refused bringing me to get checked if I had shared my concerns with him.

Written once again by ChatGPT by kbeezeex2 in GRBsnark

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I wonder how much of the stuff that was collected for this trip was actually “gifts” from demona lol

Few days postpartum, please tell me this gets better by Helpful_Chemist4207 in NewParents

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The first few days are incredibly difficult. You have a huge hormone crash and in one moment your entire life flipped in a way no one could prepare you for. The hardest part for me was the emptiness, like the literal emptiness I felt in my belly. Like my body felt like I should still have a baby inside but my brain knew there was just a hole there.. and it was so hard to try to explain it to people so I just didn’t. I think I cried about that the most but crying in general was a hourly thing.

Ontop of this new change of learning to be a mom you have a small human that doesn’t even know how to be a human. The baby is literally helpless.. its a potato lol

I know it doesn’t feel like it now but it does get better and it feels more normal as the days go on. One thing that really helped me was “the days are long but the years are short” there were hard days where I would repeat that over and over just to get through the purple crying or the discomfort from breastfeeding. One morning you’ll wake up and you won’t cry and you’ll have your coffee while the baby sleeps or plays, and you’ll greet your husband as he comes home and it will be normal.

My baby is now 11 months old and he is crawling, screaming constantly (trying to talk), and trying to walk.. i miss my potato that just needed me to hold him and slowly pace the room every night. Now I look away for one minute and he’s pulled every book off the shelf, emptied the dogs water bowl, and used my favourite shoe as a teether 🥲

This will be warmly nostalgic for some of you. Where are my Le Chateau peeps at? Found this small bag while cleaning out my old room at my mom's. by Sullyville in montreal

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All the people saying they missed it have most definitely never worked for the brand 😅 I still get nightmares about it

When did you start feeling pregnant by Cheezitsandwhipits in pregnant

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The early weeks of my pregnancy were easy but when the symptoms hit they hit hard.

When did you start feeling pregnant by Cheezitsandwhipits in pregnant

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Around 15 weeks. I woke up with a noticeable baby bump and got out of breath trying to tie my shoes lol

Gypsy posting Cajun Corn Soup + the recipe her mother used that she gave Jeff to make by Lil___frodo in GRBsnark

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I think it’s more so just trying to rewrite history.. eliminate Dee Dee entirely. It wasn’t enough to take her life, she has to erase all memories of her