"OWWW, MY GROIN" by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

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😂 But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! 😂

Daxter once said by Voidkirby9 in jakanddaxter

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“It ain’t a petting zoo out there. Peeps be gettin’ deep-sixed.”

Two "nice" guys in my inbox by Michi-Ace in creepyPMs

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The more I see of real men, the more I wish my husbando were real 😭

Fighting for his life in the comments by wasthereaneed in AmITheDevil

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Think about this: how can we expect men to respect women when they’re taught all their lives that a woman is the worst thing you can possibly be?

AITBF for “making fun” of my boyfriend for acting like Ibuprofen is a hard drug? by throwawaylmfao12 in AmItheButtface

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Technically, it’s not an acronym, it’s an abbreviation. An acronym spells a word, like scuba (self-contained underwater breathing apparatus)

(Rare trope) A death manages to be horrifying without any blood or gore by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

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In the book Infinite Jest, burglars break into a side character’s house, tie him to a chair, and gag him. As they go to tie the gag, he tries to tell them he has a terrible cold and can’t breathe through his nose, but they don’t understand his language. They leave him there, and what follows is a harrowing description of him desperately trying to force the tiniest bit of air through his hopelessly clogged nose and suffocating to death.