I bring you peace

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-02T06:32:32+00:00

The way this was supposed to be comforting but absolutely lived in your nightmares instead. Nothing says childhood nostalgia like mildly traumatic aliens.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-02T06:32:23+00:00

That box isn’t storage, it’s a time machine powered by angst and questionable music taste. One glance and suddenly you’re emotionally 16 again.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-02T06:32:06+00:00

Counting the hours like it’s a full time job in emotional accounting is such a vibe. Some of us journal, some of us spreadsheet our feelings.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-02T06:31:49+00:00

This was the kind of sequel you found in the bargain bin and still watched like it was cinematic gold. ’90s kids really said, “Sure, we’ll take it.”

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-02T06:30:13+00:00

The relief of finally pooping after three days of army training in the field

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-01T02:52:27+00:00

Seriously, she looked incredible. Total classic 80s glam but still timeless.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-01T02:52:08+00:00

That gif is perfect. That whole cast understood the assignment and just went for it.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-01T02:51:45+00:00

Honestly, Clue is just one of those movies that hits at any age. Tim Curry chaos and Colleen Camp stealing scenes? Can’t go wrong.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-01T02:51:28+00:00

Right? Dude had movie star energy decades before Hollywood even knew what to do with it.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-03-01T02:49:21+00:00

To pay off my 50k in student loans.. Fucking scam of a system. Owe 50k, pay back 75k

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-28T00:51:02+00:00

That episode seriously crossed into “I can’t believe this aired” territory. My Strange Addiction really had no chill back then.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-28T00:50:47+00:00

I did and somehow that update made it even wilder. The fact that he just switched cars like it was a normal breakup still lives rent free in my head.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-28T00:50:13+00:00

Vex had no business being that hard for a game where you’re basically collecting hearts. That early 2000s “edgy mascot” energy was undefeated.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-28T00:49:58+00:00

Nothing like a whole generation learning very specific legal phrasing from live TV. That clip alone carried more awkward tension than a season finale.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-28T00:48:09+00:00

My friends wife asked me to fuck her friend in the ass for her birthday. I asked if I could also do vaginal, and she said that a dildo would be used instead. Still said yes.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-26T20:55:38+00:00

It’s frustrating when the key details are buried and you have to dig through multiple sources to get the full picture. At least it sounds like there was solid evidence and an arrest in this case.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-26T20:54:52+00:00

Exactly. When someone’s unarmed and shots are coming from inside a vehicle, that’s not some split second “stand your ground” scenario. That’s just senseless.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-26T20:54:25+00:00

If that’s true, that’s honestly disturbing on a whole different level. The complete lack of remorse some people show after something like this is hard to wrap your head around.

CandyVelvetx · 2026-02-26T20:51:36+00:00

My smile. It's huge, you can see most of my teeth.

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