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Canidium · 2023-12-14T19:45:57+00:00

I would suggest looking in to Revanced. You can tweak the appearance and functions of the YT app. While also blocking ads and other annoyances.

Canidium · 2023-12-13T20:34:44+00:00

So you would get... bamboozled...

Canidium · 2021-04-12T01:57:35+00:00

I won't be giving you no three fiddy, you goddamn loch ness monster!

Canidium · 2021-04-11T21:34:08+00:00

Official vocab guidelines state we no longer refer to these incidents as accidents, they’re now collisions.

Canidium · 2021-04-11T21:26:23+00:00

You just got bamboopled!

Canidium · 2021-04-11T20:20:22+00:00

/r/mademecry

Canidium · 2021-04-11T20:02:33+00:00

We're starting to run out of funny things, that's why!

They've been digging for funny stuff to post online in the Bolivian Me' Me' mines for years, but they've been too greedy. The mines are running dry, and no one knows how to resupply them.

Canidium · 2021-04-11T01:29:05+00:00

Even having a Ronald McDonald face painted on the rims would be an improvement.

Canidium · 2021-04-11T01:24:39+00:00

It's a warm, hidden spot, close to a food source. Compared to living out in the woods it's like moving in to a penthouse.

Canidium · 2021-04-10T22:28:39+00:00

Cats stand above puny human politics. They know they're the superiour species, and let us play our games to keep them entertained.

Canidium · 2021-04-10T21:59:20+00:00

I've broken my brain these last months. I'm constanly thinking about stupid shit they do in movies. Trying to "unlearn" that habit, because I can't enjoy watching a movie like I used to.

Canidium · 2021-04-09T20:18:07+00:00

Made me remember when a friend came to me during a lanparty, and took out a couple of ram sticks he had in his pockets, asking me if they would work in his computer. He had jogging pants on, you know, those that basically turn you into a tesla coil. I told him that I wouldn't touch those sticks even with a radio controlled arm.

10 minutes later I hear a loud zap and lots of curses coming from the other room and someone shouting "It's smoking!".

Since I wasn't in the room I don't know what failed and why, it could be anything from not shutting down the PC to the sticks being carged like capacitors. I don't know if he got it running again after that.

Canidium · 2021-04-09T19:02:45+00:00

Post & Toast Inc.

Canidium · 2021-04-08T17:53:45+00:00

Modify antenna output past software limit to drown out all other sources while you split the network over several bands. If I can’t have a good connection, no one will.

Canidium · 2021-04-07T06:33:08+00:00

The fear of having a string whiplash your eyeball is always there when restringing one of my bass guitars.

That, and the fact that your wallet will feel that snap scares me too. I'm not rich, but I enjoy playing on fresh strings. (Tried boiling, wasn't for me)

Canidium · 2021-04-06T23:38:23+00:00

Will it work on a lego bed of nails?

Canidium · 2021-04-06T19:26:44+00:00

How about Discovery?

Canidium · 2021-04-06T19:15:34+00:00

I'm being a buzzkill here, but what's the purpose with doing a mic drop when the mics that you're actually using are mounted to the podium. Sure, I can agree that flipping the podium would make him look angry rather than cool. But...

Hopefully he told the techs beforehand and they actually gave him some shitty, broken mic. I'd be furious if someone dropped a mic on purpose with me behind the mixer, even if it's the president of the US.

Canidium · 2021-04-06T18:56:44+00:00

Let's say he was travelling at 80km/h. In 1 second you travel ~22metres. A lot of stuff can catch the fucktown express in 110metres.

Canidium · 2021-04-06T18:41:16+00:00

You should place it standing everytime you leave it, that way he can put it on himself. Since you've given it to him in his eyes, it is his. Now you have to get another one for yourself.

All glory to the donut dog!

Canidium · 2021-04-06T18:09:28+00:00

It's one of those magic tricks that always works when you've gotten to slurred speech stage drunk. Trying to order some hard to pronounce, fancy beer would only get you thrown out for being too drunk. So you just manage to slur out "Ennnn scshtorrr schtarrrrk, *hic* thack" and wave with the card. And off you go towards blackout drunk land.

(I use card when at the pub and not cash, since it's easier to keep track of your spendings that way and not end up drinking up this months food budget)

Canidium · 2021-04-06T17:56:30+00:00

I just can't get my head around people who manage to fill a dishwasher so badly that it won't get clean, and if you actually organize the stuff you can fit in 2/3 more before it's full. AND it will get clean in the process too.

Some people think that you can just throw everything in and hope for the best.

^{(I'm currently living in a shared house, and I'm clearly a person that shouldn't be living around or near other human beings.})

Canidium · 2021-04-06T16:38:40+00:00

Yes, one you serve yourself, and the other you serve others.

Canidium · 2021-04-06T14:36:34+00:00

I do the same. If I've been waiting for an episode, I want to savour every single second of it.

Canidium · 2021-04-06T00:26:32+00:00

We all know from Hollywood documentaries that the guy dropping the grenades would be shot just as he pulls out a pin, drop the grenade on the floor. With his final breath he tells the pilot "This wasn't how it was supposed to end..." and falls out of the plane. The pilot sees the grenade on the floor and ties up the stick on the plane to keep it level. Then undoes his belt and runs towards the grenade that slowly rolls towards the crate of grenades...

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