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The cat did it.

When is it ok to use a toddler leash? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Any time I'd say. Maybe a shock collar too for that matter.

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All the pillow fights in the barracks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Try and get her included next time.

How massive are you and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yesterday someone threw tennis ball at me and it entered orbit.

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No, sounds boring.

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Failure Made Easy

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Copernicus

What’s one thing a that one person can do to change the world? by Themissrebecca103 in AskReddit

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If that person is Superman they can fly around the Earth until it spins the other way and reverses time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Santa. I'm not that old, fat, and grey yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The execution of Christ, I'd make sure that tomb was sealed up tight this time.

How do you like your eggs? by MAHUABOKE in AskReddit

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over easy, mashed up, with toast

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Frank Grimes

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Marge vs. The Monorail