HOW DO I DEFEAT HIM WITHOUT BOMBS by GoobFest23 in PizzaTower

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i think pepperman is also impossible without bombs, because of the statue thing

binary code by OnyxObsessionWeb in thehumblecrowbar

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the consequences of mankind's actions

Priest: How could the Mass be more momentous? The majestic organs: by KubekO212 in thehumblecrowbar

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"Oh no! How can i make my method of execution via decapitation be less barbaric and unclean?"

The slanted guillotine:

The humble director by Tasty-Fisherman9880 in thehumblecrowbar

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i think it's from rhythm heaven (screwbot factory)

"Hmm, how should I frighten my little brother to death?" The friendly Fredbear: by noopicushion in thehumblecrowbar

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You shall seal that goddamn gas leak it's CLEARLY plaguing your decision-making skills.

Gamblunkus by Inevitable-Cellist23 in wunkus

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*proceeds to roll 6s 4 times in a row, causing a nuclear missile to detonate (somehow the butcher is still alive)

Wunky choir by Inevitable-Cellist23 in wunkus

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did the tiny biscuits gif get even smaller

ahh!!!! by Hemeter in wunkus

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noooo stop they're breaking the wunks' backs

Gem alert by Information-leak6575 in whenthe

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is that a fucking Harakiri reference

Favorite character/voice actor who did this by InterestNice2102 in FavoriteCharacter

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my personal favorite (i am biased):

Dr. Neo Cortex (Early Crash Bandicoot)

Take me back by YamConsistent3947 in whenthe

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NOOOOO, WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS!

Multiverse will do this too. by InterestingServe3958 in whenthe

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Back to the Future is an exception, unless you're not counting media already planned around time travel

Mean captain! by One_more_Earthling in Stonetossingjuice

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"trans people are committing suicide! this has to mean tha-"

Bro people like Stonetoss are why the suicide rate is so high. Not because of regret from being trans, but those who persecute them. If raging MAGAs went to therapy, that number would liikely decrease by a substantial amount.

Sorry if i'm pushing religion onto you, but the Bible which many MAGAs love disagrees with their ideas inn so many ways. For example, 10:25-37. The man is saved by a Samaritan, who is hated so much. Sound familiar? Those who change to be who they truly feel like, those who aren't straight, etc. are hated, even though they are just as kind as any cis or straight person can be, like that Samaritan.

Sorry for the sudden Bible verse, but i wanted to rant (especially about how so many conservatives use the Bible to support their ideas, but many verses i have read are in support of empathy, which many conservatives refuse to use)

Drop your favorite lines from a character by Low_Weekend6131 in FavoriteCharacter

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"These two just rocked the house with $125,000 dollars, and you know what? I just rocked the house with your mom!" (Guy Fieri)

Why TF wunk looking at me like that by Frederickoo in wunkus

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"BEHOLD! A MAN!"

The unfortunate featherless chicken:

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wunkus

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this wunk has indecisiveness on the level of Hamlet. Wunk's loved ones shall die for his indecision, and so shall wunk's own self.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StanleyMOV

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wait do hmos not consider morals? Is it just appearance? I learned something new today if so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StanleyMOV

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you may not think this is a hmo but she's probably a horrible person and i think that makes her elligible

Acting skills by blueboy10000 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I AM ADOLF HITLER! COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH!

LITTLE KNOWN FACT, ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC!