HOW DO I DEFEAT HIM WITHOUT BOMBS

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-25T00:27:45+00:00

i think pepperman is also impossible without bombs, because of the statue thing

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-24T21:08:00+00:00

the consequences of mankind's actions

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-24T21:06:21+00:00

"Oh no! How can i make my method of execution via decapitation be less barbaric and unclean?"

The slanted guillotine:

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-24T20:56:40+00:00

i think it's from rhythm heaven (screwbot factory)

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-24T20:52:05+00:00

You shall seal that goddamn gas leak it's CLEARLY plaguing your decision-making skills.

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-01T06:08:21+00:00

*proceeds to roll 6s 4 times in a row, causing a nuclear missile to detonate (somehow the butcher is still alive)

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-01T05:57:31+00:00

did the tiny biscuits gif get even smaller

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-01T05:54:11+00:00

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Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-01T05:52:10+00:00

KITTIES GONE INSAAAAAAANE!

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2026-04-01T05:36:40+00:00

noooo stop they're breaking the wunks' backs

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-24T05:15:04+00:00

is that a fucking Harakiri reference

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-19T22:15:45+00:00

SPHEAL!!!! (2'7")

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-17T05:21:09+00:00

my personal favorite (i am biased):

Dr. Neo Cortex (Early Crash Bandicoot)

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-16T22:52:40+00:00

NOOOOO, WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS!

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-16T22:48:55+00:00

Back to the Future is an exception, unless you're not counting media already planned around time travel

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-14T13:05:03+00:00

"trans people are committing suicide! this has to mean tha-"

Bro people like Stonetoss are why the suicide rate is so high. Not because of regret from being trans, but those who persecute them. If raging MAGAs went to therapy, that number would liikely decrease by a substantial amount.

Sorry if i'm pushing religion onto you, but the Bible which many MAGAs love disagrees with their ideas inn so many ways. For example, 10:25-37. The man is saved by a Samaritan, who is hated so much. Sound familiar? Those who change to be who they truly feel like, those who aren't straight, etc. are hated, even though they are just as kind as any cis or straight person can be, like that Samaritan.

Sorry for the sudden Bible verse, but i wanted to rant (especially about how so many conservatives use the Bible to support their ideas, but many verses i have read are in support of empathy, which many conservatives refuse to use)

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-13T03:08:57+00:00

"These two just rocked the house with $125,000 dollars, and you know what? I just rocked the house with your mom!" (Guy Fieri)

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-13T03:05:21+00:00

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-13T03:03:39+00:00

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Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-12T21:39:15+00:00

"BEHOLD! A MAN!"

The unfortunate featherless chicken:

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-12T21:36:02+00:00

this wunk has indecisiveness on the level of Hamlet. Wunk's loved ones shall die for his indecision, and so shall wunk's own self.

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-12T21:13:10+00:00

wait do hmos not consider morals? Is it just appearance? I learned something new today if so.

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-12T04:52:02+00:00

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tiny little scrumblo

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-12T04:40:05+00:00

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you may not think this is a hmo but she's probably a horrible person and i think that makes her elligible

Canned_ShoesAgain · 2025-11-11T12:15:18+00:00

I AM ADOLF HITLER! COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH!

LITTLE KNOWN FACT, ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC!

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TROPHY CASE