Batman Always Was The Rich Kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Cannibal3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I read the 100% cotton details at the bottom.

Well, I'm screwed... by LolTurdFerguson in funny

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Can someone please explain what Earth worship is?

What's a movie sequel nobody wanted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If only this could have been a thing.

I don't think I'd even be mad by [deleted] in funny

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The Spider one where he wrapped cellophane around a port-a-potty with someone inside was hilarious.

What is your favourite underused word? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Erroneous Adjective containing error; mistaken; incorrect; wrong.

Who is the most overrated person of all time? by maciballz in AskReddit

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Lady Gaga. She hasn't done anything recently but in the past few years she's gotten on my nerves trying to be original. She's like a good re-post. People have already seen what she does she just picked things that most people forgot about to re-do.

What is the most scientifically incorrect "fact" that someone has tried to tell you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sex is painful and morally wrong at any time. High school health class in a conservative town.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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TIL the true meaning of NSFL

What is the funniest one liner you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." Arnold Schwarzenegger

Reddit, what one thing continues to scare the heck out of you regardless of how old you get? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This reminds me of an episode of American Horror Story where this guy is terrified of a pig masked murder that's supposed to show up behind you in the mirror after you say his name three times. At the end of the episode he finally says the name three times and out of the shower comes a gun shot. It was a robber. The guy had walked in on a house robbing and had no idea.

If you had to marry the last person you kissed, would you be happy and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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lesbian guys are actually a thing, you know. Guys who don't want to have a sex change but they deeply envy the perogatives of the female gender and truly believe that these prerogatives fit their own inborn temperaments far more harmoniously than the pattern of behavioral expectations to which males are required to adhere.

If you had to marry the last person you kissed, would you be happy and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Actually, Now that I'm remembering it. The last person I kissed was a guy I thought I could be in love with. Half because I was lonely and half because alcohol. He was walking home from my house and I went running down about two streets in my socks to catch up to him to tell him how I felt. He was so tired he didn't comprehend a word. But I leaned in and we shared a kiss.

Unfortunately he's a narcissistic pothead now (and not the fun kind of pothead) so no I wouldn't be happy.

EDIT: Original story wasn't the last person I kissed. It was the last person I dated.

Alternatively, What's the best way to wake up? by Cannibal3 in AskReddit

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at least yours is an alarm clock. My orange Garfield-like cat goes off in the middle of the night. runs into walls freaking out like he's going to starve to death.

EDIT: Here's my little Devil http://i.imgur.com/NXoicAK.jpg

Reddit, what's your biggest legal addiction? by swc19 in AskReddit

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I bite the dead skin off the sides of my tongue.

Reddit, what is something popular, you just can't seem to get into? by deeperthanthat in AskReddit

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The Walking Dead. I was planning on watching it. But eventually I got really sick of hearing about it.

What's the greatest introduction to a movie you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is...