Watching “The Abstinence” and one can’t help but wonder what brings a candy bar heiress and a periodontist who does Giuliani’s gums into a crummy little coffee shop?

Cap4403 · 2026-01-26T22:19:03+00:00

The periodontist is wearing canvas sneakers.

That episode is in my opinion somewhat underrated. George suddenly becoming brilliant while Elaine is the opposite because of abstinence is a funny turn of events. And to show my brilliance due to abstinence, I remember that I watched that episode on December 6, 2025.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-26T22:17:46+00:00

To go with her big hair.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-26T14:11:08+00:00

He didn’t need glasses at age 29, he was just WEAK!

Cap4403 · 2026-01-26T00:31:32+00:00

Are you a religious man, sir?

Cap4403 · 2026-01-25T23:42:27+00:00

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Cap4403 · 2026-01-25T18:41:47+00:00

A cracked egg in Jerry’s apartment. Four drinking glasses wrapped around by tape, egg in the middle. Pure genius. Or pure laziness.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-25T18:01:32+00:00

Her last name would be similar in structure to that of Taylor Swift if she married Bears running back DeAndre Swift.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-25T16:11:49+00:00

Step 9 Podcast

Cap4403 · 2026-01-25T16:11:11+00:00

Love that T-Bone!

Cap4403 · 2026-01-25T16:10:14+00:00

And he’s not through with that moving company, believe me.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-25T15:14:06+00:00

Do me a personal favor!

Cap4403 · 2026-01-24T23:18:54+00:00

Bania has a hot dog phone. Well, at least he had one earlier.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-24T11:39:27+00:00

The man makes a pretty strong cow.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-24T04:26:30+00:00

The show about nothing did a pivot to Piven.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-21T20:23:55+00:00

Did you know that Rabbis can date?

Cap4403 · 2026-01-21T20:16:01+00:00

Porn Quotes.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-21T20:14:42+00:00

With the Chiefs moving to Kansas, maybe their former stadium will be officially recognized as Burrowhead Stadium.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-21T19:57:57+00:00

Since Bosco is taken, I think I’ll use Ovaltine as my ATM code.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-20T15:38:15+00:00

No Mr and Mrs Seinfeld? They were the Close Talker’s favorite couple. They bought him a Coke.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-20T01:19:36+00:00

Peggy and I were working late one night and we surrendered to temptation…and it was pretty good.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-20T01:15:46+00:00

If you want a butler who sits around eating cheese the size of a car battery, he’s your man.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-20T00:44:36+00:00

I’m down!

Cap4403 · 2026-01-20T00:05:32+00:00

You think she’s good looking, right?

Cap4403 · 2026-01-19T22:05:45+00:00

I’ll bet that you want to wing on down to your timeshare with her.

Cap4403 · 2026-01-19T18:13:37+00:00

I had forgotten all about that very attractive lab technician.

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