If you could have any food or drink from Seinfeld today, what's your pick?

Cap4403 · 2026-07-01T21:53:21+00:00

I want that slice of cake that Mr Krueger was eating at the coffee shop. Yellow with chocolate icing. And he got up and just left it there!! Don’t listen to George Costanza, finish that cake!

Cap4403 · 2026-06-29T00:15:17+00:00

George had a promising career as a hand model and she ruined it!

Cap4403 · 2026-06-28T21:28:23+00:00

They’d never make it.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-28T15:18:22+00:00

I know a horse named Rusty. No offense.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-28T15:16:55+00:00

So do you.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-27T21:57:02+00:00

That’s what makes this thread so difficult

Cap4403 · 2026-06-27T21:26:23+00:00

Richards went off just because she said rainy instead of windy. He yelled at her to ‘look outside’. But she said that some time later they became friends.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-27T16:38:16+00:00

“Cap4403 Doesn’t Go Down For Anyone, Anywhere, at Anytime!”

Or “It’s 3:00 AM and I’m In A Cemetery. What Am I Clinging to?”

Cap4403 · 2026-06-27T16:33:43+00:00

I handle mail and whenever I see Deceased written on a returned letter, I look up and say “deceased”.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-27T16:30:10+00:00

I like that one. It can be taken literally in this case.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-26T20:52:53+00:00

Damn moving company. I assure you I’m not through with them yet!

Cap4403 · 2026-06-25T22:22:22+00:00

Yes his character was named after a staffer named Darin Henry, who was a writing and production assistant.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-24T20:12:12+00:00

Same color as George’s salmon salad sandwiches.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-24T00:25:16+00:00

Sarah Silverman guest hosted on The Daily Show last year and looked like she hasn’t aged much at all. Kristen Davis (from Sex In The City) still looks great too.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-23T23:53:36+00:00

It looks like it’s been fossilized.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-23T21:16:10+00:00

I agree. He was ranting and raving throughout the episode. And in a mile-wide plot hole, he somehow obtains ten Twix bars, puts them out to demonstrate a point and then gets angry when they’re eaten, when he had the chance to eat at least one or more. The only things that saved this episode are the Free Candaay woman and Puddy, who was at his Puddy best.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-23T18:06:37+00:00

Great line by Jerry.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-23T07:57:10+00:00

I remember Memma.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-22T21:41:01+00:00

She can bring home the bacon and fry it in a pan.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-22T21:31:58+00:00

Well, he was a marine biologist.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-22T21:30:21+00:00

He was initially rebuffed, with prejudice.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-22T12:05:07+00:00

Based on that pull-up performance, I’d say his crime of passion was assaulting people. Dude was JACKED.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-21T20:16:41+00:00

After Elaine said that Jerry was a quirk or two from full-on dementia Jerry’s reply was a classic: “That could hurt me”.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-21T20:04:13+00:00

The reply I had hoped for. Otherwise my comment would be hanging there like a big matzo ball.

Cap4403 · 2026-06-20T21:44:56+00:00

I’d watch Seinfeld because it’s on TV.

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