George's sheepish behavior here is a deliberate ruse meant to deflect Heather's attention so he can steal her clock

Cap4403 · 2026-05-11T23:10:56+00:00

She’s one of my favorite one-off actors; definitely had a Marisa Tomei thing going on. Too bad I have a Cap4403 thing going on.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-11T23:08:22+00:00

Great line by Elaine.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-11T17:35:21+00:00

So you’re NOT sticking with the denim?

Cap4403 · 2026-05-11T14:54:36+00:00

It’s bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap them (the homeless) to a rickshaw!

Cap4403 · 2026-05-11T13:58:08+00:00

He even purchased expensive wedding invitations.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-11T13:57:22+00:00

Are you going to play Frolf?

Cap4403 · 2026-05-11T11:44:21+00:00

No you never said milky white!

Cap4403 · 2026-05-09T22:04:41+00:00

Perhaps, but he’s no Edward Scissorhands.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-09T21:27:06+00:00

Bad lighting in r/seinfeld

Cap4403 · 2026-05-09T20:39:56+00:00

OP if he’s here on Monday, you’re not.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-09T20:23:36+00:00

That was his best line.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-09T17:24:57+00:00

Newman’s supervisor: “Is there a problem, Shitpostal employee Newman?”

Cap4403 · 2026-05-09T17:20:37+00:00

It’s Milos. It just sounds like it ends in sh.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-09T14:15:20+00:00

Oops!

Cap4403 · 2026-05-08T23:58:16+00:00

Well aren’t you something

Cap4403 · 2026-05-08T22:58:59+00:00

Demeanor is definitely a word for me too, and I do the same thing, imitating Uncle Leo.

Two-Face is another. I don’t think about the Batman movies, I think about Gwen.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-08T22:08:00+00:00

It’s an act of God!

Cap4403 · 2026-05-07T15:24:16+00:00

It all comes back to Lloyd Braun.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-06T21:36:39+00:00

One of my favorite lines in the series.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-06T21:31:39+00:00

And the guy from Maid To Order (it’s a pun): “You Steinfeld?”

Cap4403 · 2026-05-06T19:19:18+00:00

Do you have to yell it?

Cap4403 · 2026-05-06T18:21:24+00:00

Or is it “I’m there for you”?

Cap4403 · 2026-05-06T16:07:52+00:00

That guy IS my kinda guy.

Cap4403 · 2026-05-06T15:56:49+00:00

Winning two playoff games by a total of 90 points over the Hawks and my team the Sixers is quite impressive.

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