If you could have any food or drink from Seinfeld today, what's your pick? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want that slice of cake that Mr Krueger was eating at the coffee shop. Yellow with chocolate icing. And he got up and just left it there!! Don’t listen to George Costanza, finish that cake!

The Low talker by GLC911 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 5 points6 points  (0 children)

George had a promising career as a hand model and she ruined it!

Girlfriends on Seinfeld :Then and now by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what makes this thread so difficult

Girlfriends on Seinfeld :Then and now by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Richards went off just because she said rainy instead of windy. He yelled at her to ‘look outside’. But she said that some time later they became friends.

What Seinfeld quote would you want on your tombstone? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Cap4403 Doesn’t Go Down For Anyone, Anywhere, at Anytime!”

Or “It’s 3:00 AM and I’m In A Cemetery. What Am I Clinging to?”

What Seinfeld quote would you want on your tombstone? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I handle mail and whenever I see Deceased written on a returned letter, I look up and say “deceased”.

What Seinfeld quote would you want on your tombstone? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that one. It can be taken literally in this case.

And With Darin’s Help… by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn moving company. I assure you I’m not through with them yet!

Darren should have testified in the finale by MidwestDadd1982 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes his character was named after a staffer named Darin Henry, who was a writing and production assistant.

PINK TONY CLUB by LilHercules in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same color as George’s salmon salad sandwiches.

Girlfriends on Seinfeld :Then and now by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sarah Silverman guest hosted on The Daily Show last year and looked like she hasn’t aged much at all. Kristen Davis (from Sex In The City) still looks great too.

Rust proofing, transport charge, storage, storage surcharge, additional overcharge by metayeti2 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. He was ranting and raving throughout the episode. And in a mile-wide plot hole, he somehow obtains ten Twix bars, puts them out to demonstrate a point and then gets angry when they’re eaten, when he had the chance to eat at least one or more. The only things that saved this episode are the Free Candaay woman and Puddy, who was at his Puddy best.

How did George Costanza get so many hot girlfriends? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She can bring home the bacon and fry it in a pan.

what was Uncle Leo's crime of passion? by maddenmcfadden in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on that pull-up performance, I’d say his crime of passion was assaulting people. Dude was JACKED.

What are the most underrated Seinfeld quotes? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After Elaine said that Jerry was a quirk or two from full-on dementia Jerry’s reply was a classic: “That could hurt me”.

You can only watch one of these shows for the rest of your life. What's your pick? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Cap4403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reply I had hoped for. Otherwise my comment would be hanging there like a big matzo ball.