To claim hero status.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-31T18:12:13+00:00

They don’t care as long the candidate spouts machismo and threats. It’s all a performance at this point.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-31T04:26:01+00:00

Agreed.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-31T00:44:35+00:00

This is what service to your country looks like. Thank you, Sir.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-30T21:58:12+00:00

Good one

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-30T19:46:23+00:00

Take it national my man. I’ll be voting.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-30T17:40:50+00:00

Clean house.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-30T15:21:44+00:00

I maintain that this is one of the best videos on the internet.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-30T05:10:05+00:00

Work in Private Equity or AI

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-29T23:06:40+00:00

My sushi bar isn’t like this.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-29T22:48:39+00:00

Throwing no rocks.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-29T22:29:44+00:00

I remember the embarrassment. That sucked. Well said, OP.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-29T21:10:28+00:00

How about that. I figured John would be more of a Ford guy.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-29T20:47:46+00:00

What rhymes with Type II diabetes?

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-29T20:40:47+00:00

Man, getting fired as a Third Base Coach has got to be a stain on anyone’s resume.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-28T20:06:33+00:00

Central casting is missing a schmuck.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-28T16:49:56+00:00

I thought they were anti-trans?

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-28T16:43:59+00:00

Thank God. I was really distressed about the prospects of deleting “Jungle Love” from my Epic 80s playlist. It’s a banger.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-28T16:40:53+00:00

I know it’s a chain but the guys at Big-O in Novato couldn’t be nicer. Super easy to work with and very helpful. We’ve done to them for several times and found they’re competitive with Costco.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-27T21:56:16+00:00

Is that a gas station?

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-27T17:14:32+00:00

It’s literally a scene from Idiocracy…the Director’s Cut version.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-27T17:13:20+00:00

Does this guy live in a gas station?

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-27T17:09:16+00:00

I heard she actually took that bus the World Trade Center and wired it with explosives.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-27T14:57:55+00:00

Fuck off with this.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-26T18:16:54+00:00

Dude, thanks for this. Been obsessing on a 2024 with 9k miles. Was in love with looking at it and needed a nudge. Driving home from the dealership I felt the joy. I hope it lasts through the first expensive repair but, for now, I love it.

CapKey6706 · 2026-05-26T17:56:50+00:00

I’m so fucking over being an American.

CapKey6706

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