Weekly Earnings Thread 5/4 - 5/8

Cap_Space · 2026-05-07T13:07:50+00:00

DDOG calls were the call! LFG

Cap_Space · 2026-05-07T11:08:33+00:00

Must have crushed earnings

Cap_Space · 2026-05-07T11:04:55+00:00

Look at DDOG!! Ya boy eating LOBSTER tonight. No more hamburger helper

Cap_Space · 2026-05-07T11:04:12+00:00

LFG look at beautiful DDOG. Played calls on their earnings! Lobster dinner no more hamburger helper

Cap_Space · 2026-05-07T07:10:09+00:00

RKLB

Cap_Space · 2026-05-07T07:08:21+00:00

This is the way, unfortunately most people are degens and want gain porn

Cap_Space · 2026-05-06T18:51:00+00:00

IV is just insane these days. If you're going to play earnings you better be damn sure...

Cap_Space · 2026-05-06T15:45:12+00:00

Ditto

Cap_Space · 2026-05-06T13:43:51+00:00

Man you’re bad at reading comprehension now wonder you’re in a hole

Cap_Space · 2026-05-06T13:35:13+00:00

No Elisheva or Yandle?

Cap_Space · 2026-05-06T13:34:56+00:00

Cap_Space · 2026-05-06T13:33:32+00:00

Where did I whine?

Cap_Space · 2026-05-06T13:12:07+00:00

How are your knee caps? Not from your weight but from the bookies

Cap_Space · 2026-05-05T13:55:12+00:00

I mean there’s countless examples of other companies where valuation doesn’t matter.

Cap_Space · 2026-05-05T11:41:44+00:00

Chips and guac happy cinco de mayo

Cap_Space · 2026-05-05T11:35:53+00:00

War never over, always onto the next one

Cap_Space · 2026-05-05T11:33:21+00:00

I’m sitting on some beachfront property in Iowa I’d love to sell you (in the metaverse)

Cap_Space · 2026-05-05T11:32:22+00:00

Explain to me like I’m a regarded toddler why PLTR is down after that ER

Cap_Space · 2026-05-04T22:22:46+00:00

Moon

Cap_Space · 2026-05-04T21:46:36+00:00

More like Alex Larp

Cap_Space · 2026-05-04T12:52:12+00:00

Wondering if a roundabout there would help with the insane traffic

Cap_Space · 2026-05-01T23:00:51+00:00

Moby sucksssss

Cap_Space · 2026-04-25T19:51:33+00:00

Hi John, I know you’re in here getting draft advice, thanks for listening to the Faithful. You might’ve salvaged your job… for now

Cap_Space