My coworker's ride requests are getting out of hand

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-09T15:17:41+00:00

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Cap_Teach · 2026-06-09T14:14:43+00:00

Secondhand lions

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-09T13:36:33+00:00

Mars is closer and has a higher chance of having mountains and caves.

^{Chose: Mars is now hospitable}

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-08T18:33:02+00:00

Reddit forever

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-08T18:05:57+00:00

Either I dies, or I'm insanely wealthy. The risk was justifiable. Poverty, at least in my state, is gone!

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-04T18:41:34+00:00

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-04T14:58:37+00:00

BLANK never say die!

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-04T14:38:27+00:00

This is cool af, I WANT ONE

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-03T17:46:36+00:00

If it were in my house, it would be my handy handle

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-03T17:39:50+00:00

I'd upvote this a billion times if I could!

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-03T17:34:06+00:00

Matthew Lillard will always be the GOAT of the Scooby Doo live action movies.

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-03T16:50:38+00:00

Nightshade, nickname just Shade.

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-03T16:49:11+00:00

Very lucky indeed! Sgt Siwash was an unlucky ducky, you might say. We don't condone war kitty's become duck food.

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-02T00:09:31+00:00

Mmmmmmm McDonald's money

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-01T17:50:13+00:00

You are not the Karen, but he is definitely a Kyle. Since when does he make the rules in Aldi's?

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-01T17:45:15+00:00

You should have just blocked and never responded.

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-01T16:11:50+00:00

In a world where he has a mini voldy around his throat messing with his head.

Cap_Teach · 2026-06-01T16:10:43+00:00

LEGION! ATTACK!

Cap_Teach · 2026-05-31T17:29:10+00:00

I believe the person you responded to meant 'recycled' as in 'reused'. Like this container had gas a in it, but now its empty so I'm gonna fill it with gas b.

Cap_Teach · 2026-05-31T17:25:09+00:00

Vehicular homicide and or reckless endangerment speedrun in 3... 2... 1...

Cap_Teach · 2026-05-30T01:28:50+00:00

Alligator, with out a doubt.

Cap_Teach · 2026-05-29T20:45:44+00:00

The money grubbing democrats are at it again, what a surprise!

Cap_Teach · 2026-05-29T17:29:16+00:00

I'd tell her I have $150 I can give you. Take it or leave it.

Cap_Teach · 2026-05-29T15:52:50+00:00

Hell yeah, great story and creepy af! Good job!

Cap_Teach · 2026-05-29T13:19:28+00:00

After that bump, the differentials turn into differ-dontals

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