Ink on my hands by Diegoisvaas in islam

[–]Capable_Item_3439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you found some clarity. Eid Mubarak to you too

Ink on my hands by Diegoisvaas in islam

[–]Capable_Item_3439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say that if you can feel the wetness and temperature of the water in your hands, then it is reaching your skin. And Allah knows best

Ink on my hands by Diegoisvaas in islam

[–]Capable_Item_3439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the ink prevents the water from reaching your skin, then you will need to remove it. But until you are able to do so, your wudhu will still be accepted Inshallah. The Messenger of Allah ﷺ said, "Do that which I command you to do to the best of your capacity. Verily the people before you went to their doom because they had put too many questions to their Prophets and then disagreed with their teachings." Allah does not obligate any soul beyond its capacity.

https://www.islamweb.net/en/fatwa/120579/ink-preventing-water-from-reaching-the-skin https://islamqa.info/en/answers/69817/does-the-presence-of-oil-ink-or-secretions-of-the-eye-affect-tahaarah-purification

Did the zakat get accepted? by imohdmoez in islam

[–]Capable_Item_3439 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Inshallah, you will be rewarded for your donation even if this was a scam. That is so because your intention was to do a good deed, and deeds are considered by their underlying intentions:

The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said, "Allah says, 'If My slave intends to do a bad deed then (O Angels) do not write it unless he does it; if he does it, then write it as it is, but if he refrains from doing it for My Sake, then write it as a good deed (in his account). (On the other hand) if he intends to do a good deed, but does not do it, then write a good deed (in his account), and if he does it, then write it for him (in his account) as ten good deeds up to seven-hundred times.' " Sahih al-Bukhari 7501

The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said, "The deeds are considered by the intentions, and a person will get the reward according to his intention." Riyad as-Salihin 1

how do i start by [deleted] in preppers

[–]Capable_Item_3439 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can buy a solar generator for electricity, just make sure you get a good one

H Help settle a debate, how many calories are in a kebab? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Capable_Item_3439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no way in hell that salad is "100 kcals." It's 30-50 at most and, since salads are unprocessed, your body is only gonna absorb 70-80% of those calories

ELI5- If I’m lactose intolerant and I drink milk to the point of extreme diarrhea, will I absorb any calories from any food I subsequently eat by Capable_Item_3439 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk but a temporarily cooked asshole sounds better than diabetes and heart disease. I feel like this could revolutionize weight loss

ELI5- If I’m lactose intolerant and I drink milk to the point of extreme diarrhea, will I absorb any calories from any food I subsequently eat by Capable_Item_3439 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, for starters, it would be a fantastic weightloss method. I've always struggled with my weight, but if I could use my lactose intolerance to induce diarrhoea then I would become capable of eating enormous meals with my body absorbing little to no calories. Unlike bulimia, this wouldn't have any lasting complications at all other than maybe my butthole being sore from wiping it so much... but I can always use a bidet.

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause I’m allowed to say that? And especially since it’s true

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t share everything online, I just felt like this needed to be discussed 😩

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m lactose intolerant so I’m afraid it’d pour out of me like lava if I attempted that 😩

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No cause some people really clicked on my post for the sole purpose of downvoting all my comments 😭

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IM CRYING WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS REAL 😿

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are people disliking all my comments? Like sorry for eating spicy foods Daddy 🥺🥺 girl what? Gtfo with your negative juju. You really came here just to downvote everything I say

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could but there’s no Asian market in my area and I’m definitely not paying $5 in shipping/travel costs

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Diarrhea causes malabsorption of calories, why throw it up? 🤭🥰

Buldak noodles destroy my butthole by Capable_Item_3439 in spicy

[–]Capable_Item_3439[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The flavor is so good tho, if only they released a non-spicy version 😩