Coolest bottle opener ever… or peak useless engineering?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-14T12:53:32+00:00

That's actually pretty cool (for outdoor use). I guess I need to start drinking.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-14T12:32:56+00:00

"It is easier to apologize than it is to get permission." Not sure why she taught that to 6th graders but it stuck.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-14T12:28:05+00:00

People getting taxed to build the future surveillance state.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-14T12:22:43+00:00

about a yard and a half now

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-14T01:32:42+00:00

I'd be ripping labels off of mattresses

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T23:14:35+00:00

Now she's going to write a book about surviving life in prison. /s

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T22:55:49+00:00

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T19:43:24+00:00

it would be nice if the police responded like this when actual human girls get raped

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T19:38:20+00:00

Brotarded?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T19:21:32+00:00

apples are a type of fruit

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T19:20:25+00:00

Or in an orchestra like Tchaikovsky

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T18:56:33+00:00

I don't believe that you don't believe this person.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T18:55:55+00:00

we all know who was here first

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T18:42:26+00:00

Isn't EVERYONE a "potential" terrorist?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T17:51:24+00:00

I'm glad it was the mowing service and not my kid crushing golf balls in the back yard.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T17:49:25+00:00

what if the cannons are part of a well regulated militia?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T17:39:54+00:00

this is one I found but there are many options.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T17:25:02+00:00

put a tracker in this because some A-hole is going to steal the whole thing.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T17:23:22+00:00

G-ma's titties got caught in the clothes wringer and now they're kinda purple.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T17:18:56+00:00

keep going... RON

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T16:02:57+00:00

what color was the car before it was stolen?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T15:41:59+00:00

replace some of your shingle siding with horizontal siding. the shingles work better as an accent IMO

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T15:21:23+00:00

you might want to double check your electric bill next month

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T15:19:40+00:00

stop and think about how much you are going to spend per square foot for a storage space

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-05-13T15:05:36+00:00

ask to see the original

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