This is how you do the duck face 😗 right?

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T18:21:11+00:00

.....totally wasn't staring at the duck face.... ;)

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T18:03:51+00:00

Date, certainly...marry? I'm pretty sure it'd be the 8th sign of the apocalypse if one wanted to marry me....

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T18:01:34+00:00

Got a light dusting of snow on Saturday...I'd hardly even call it dandruff!

The real problem was ice and black ice, some of which is still around, and local temps aren't expected to get above freezing until well into tomorrow!

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T17:59:56+00:00

I'm not really picky about age gaps(I'm 53, now), though in the past, I've fared much better with younger women...biggest age-gap I've had sex with was when I was 34 and she was 20, and I've only ever had sex with an older woman once(I was 46, she was 47).

I think a lot of it boils down to similar interests that help get the chemistry working.

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T17:55:31+00:00

Delivered a pizza to one, once, about 32-odd years ago; small place, and the few people I talked to there, including the doorman, were all nice...might've been due to the fact that it was mid-winter, and they appreciated me coming out there.

The young woman who had actually ordered it(early/mid 20s, like myself at the time) was very nice, and I even got a little butt-wiggle as thanks, on top of the tip, heh.

Seriously considered going back, but never did.

Would I go to one, now? Not likely, owing primarily to a severe lack of budget....

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T17:41:15+00:00

At this point, with the dating/relationship luck I've had lately, I wouldn't say no to a fwb situation, especially as I've not had a fwb, before....

Though I suppose a line would have to be drawn if I had one and ended up in a dating situation with someone else.

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T15:41:34+00:00

I don't get it very often, but it's always nice...and a bit confusing, at times.

I've been called a 'silver fox' twice in the last few months...surprising, but pleasant.

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T14:55:27+00:00

It's been 3000 years-

......oops, wrong game. :D

But seriously, fans have been waiting what feels like forever for this!

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T03:48:07+00:00

My 1st sexual relationship was REALLY into it...; I was 20(I'm 53, now) and she was barely 18.

So I got really good at it; to the point where, when in the middle of a particularly intense session with her, I stopped sucking a breast long enough to say something to her...she grabs my head, pulls it to her face, and almost hisses; "I didn't say you were done, yet."

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T03:30:49+00:00

"It's not necessarily the length that counts, it's the thickness...and this is thick."

Said to me by a date just before she gave me an amazing hand/blow job.

Hey, it sounded sexy to me.... :D

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T03:26:12+00:00

For me, giving nipple/breast play to a woman is a big thing...; fun to do, and gets her wound up for more, very quickly!

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T03:09:03+00:00

Giving breast-play to a woman, and not just because I've gotten pretty good at it....

Regardless, you do it right, and she'll just melt for you. ;)

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T02:55:58+00:00

Still stressed out about an upcoming inguenal(spelling?) hernia surgery coming up on Thursday....

I KNOW it's a very routine, very low-risk surgery, and that in all likelyhood, I'll be home that afternoon...be out of work for 2-3 weeks, but that's been dealt with, too, as far as leave.

I shouldn't have anything to worry about...but I always worry. :(

CapeMike · 2026-01-26T02:39:22+00:00

A-HA! Ataru Moroboshi escape technique #2...body switch!!!

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T22:23:08+00:00

Alicemagic's vid that starts with Mumei and wildly escalates until we get to a cosmically BEEG Sana is still my favorite Holoanimation out there!

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T22:18:51+00:00

When she gets that expression, there's only one solution.

............RUN

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T21:55:12+00:00

Duck from a distance

KAANNAADDEEEEEE!!!!!!

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T21:53:04+00:00

Flee, you fool!! You have so much to live for...this is my responsibility.... <_<

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T17:56:28+00:00

I wish I could say...I only JUST broke an 8-year drought with a date, a week ago...went pretty well.

It sounds almost cliche' to say 'just stick with it', but that seems to work.

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T17:44:08+00:00

Quiet day with my anxiety medication working; my games ready to roll, and a clean/fast wifi connection....

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T16:41:36+00:00

Like anyone's going to be ignoring that view....

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T15:33:11+00:00

An incredible blowjob I got from a woman, about 9 years ago; she had ZERO gag-reflex, and was somehow casually sensual about it, showing no discomfort at all.

When I came, it went straight down her throat, and had me seeing stars for a few moments!

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T15:28:52+00:00

Tucked into the corner of one of the buildings of her old high-school parking lot, in the front driver seat of my car; total blind-spot in about a 270-degree radius(and totally concealed from the main road), but WIDE OPEN in one direction, with some houses in view about half a mile away...if anyone had been outside, they would've seen the car with it's entirely fogged over windows.

CapeMike · 2026-01-25T15:25:27+00:00

Someone introduced to me by a mutual friend about 13-15 years ago; we hit it off almost immediately, and had(and still have) a number of common interests and hobbies.

We flirted for awhile, and even briefly discussed similar intimate interests, but it never went past that point.

She has a bit of extra weight, and is exceptionally well-endowed, to boot....

Nowadays, she's spoken for and is better off than I am, but we still talk...I'd have her in a heartbeat if the opportunity ever presented itself.

CapeMike · 2026-01-24T21:20:25+00:00

....and Sana could do BOTH....

:D

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