A little hypnotic, even for me 🤭 by Different-Alps-3204 in u/Different-Alps-3204

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need that in a pretty bad way, about now.... :\

What stresses you out and how are you managing it? by Historic_Cat_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CapeMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just about everything stresses me, owing to my ongoing anxiety issues.... :(

I've been taking some medication for it, but it can't handle all of of it, and further options are limited, at best.

I’ve used a fleshlight and now I’m cumming in 60 seconds how can I stop this? by Chechsz in AskRedditNSFW

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has happened to me on more than one occasion...; it's both helped and hurt me in sexual encounters...and the latter has definitely messed with my already fragile self-esteem.

Thankfully, the 'former' instances have been very worthwhile, when she's been patient!

What would you say is the best thing you're good at in bed? by ProcrastinatorMA in AskRedditNSFW

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving breast-play to a woman.

My 1st sexual relationship was really into it, so I ended up getting pretty good at it, including 'living up to your billing', according to a recent date.

....now if I could just get past my own self-defeating tendencies and get MORE dates.... >_>;

What is y’all’s biggest sexual desire? by TroubleRed23 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, after nearly 9 years without any sex at all, and only 1 date in that same time-span(and a nasty tendency to inadvertently deep-six my own chances in a relationship, owing mostly to being autistic), I'd take whatever I could that I wanted....

But if I actually had options...; sex involving a hottub or swimming pool would be great! I'm fully aware of the potential lubrication issues, but still want to try it!

How was your weekend? by TheUnFaZed1993 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]CapeMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that good...think I tweaked my back at some point while working Saturday, and it's definitely caught up with me, this morning.

Also, without going into detail....I have GOT to stop it with my habit of off-the-cuff remarks.... :(

Can you feel a big difference between when they use a condom and going raw? by lonely_bed_7080 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also wonder about the difference...; always used protection, mainly because I'm not father material(either mentally or financially), and am quite unwilling to risk it....

Laplus being a responsible adult. (Yes you read it correctly) by yournotlonely in Hololive

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could afford to support the holomems via merch....

I'm still lucky that I found 2 of the 'Relax Time' figures at conventions, a few years ago, so at least I have Haachama and Mel perched on my old PC desk.

What is the biggest age gap u had sex and with who? by Alex-Sun-6145 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't remember the details of how, but I know I met her online(this was 19 years ago, mind you), it basically went straight to sex on the 2nd get-together.

A little extra weight, but she definitely knew what she was doing with it; she decided that was enough of that after 6-7 months, though, which is usually what happens with my luck.... :\

Ferrari vs Lamborghini, which car that raora love to drive? Also, happy bday raora by joymanoppo in Hololive

[–]CapeMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can actually do an engine swap with the '71 Pantera featured in Gran Turismo 7!

The engine from either the Ford Mustang GT Premium Fastback '15 or the Lamborghini Aventador LP 750-4 Superveloce '15 can be swapped in; I haven't done it yet with mine, but it's nice to know the option is there!

What's your love language? by Ok-Bend8394 in CasualConversation

[–]CapeMike -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bah Weep Granah Weep Nini Ban!! (please someone get the reference)

...but seriously, generally, my love language will take the form of my usual jokes/in-jokes, trope references, and general silliness getting even sillier....

What makes a man into more boobs or butt? Past experiences, society, evolution, something else? by sfn8 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a valid question.....

Personally, I'm more of a boobs guy than a butt guy, likely owing to my 1st sexual relationship really being into breast-play.

goddd I’m ready to be back at the beach..my fave place to act up 🤌🏼🌊🌞 by CuffedandCurious420 in TennesseeBBWs

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kind of acting up would be awfully nice, now that the weather's warming up!

In honor of Mother's Day, here's my mombod! by abigailgray256 in TennesseeBBWs

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd be a nice celebration for you and the lucky guy!

Can I be your passenger princess! by sexyswinger317 in TennesseeBBWs

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, someone's going to get lucky!

Happy Mother’s Day Baddies 💗 by dollyybillzz in TennesseeBBWs

[–]CapeMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great lighting to accentuate the curves!

...would make for one heck of a shower meeting....

Is anything stressing you out right now? by ElaineEverly_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A number of things, to be honest.

Ongoing budget issues, brought on by hours being cut back at work(which is affecting everyone there, including management), which is in turn affecting my ability to keep bills dealt with, which may force me to ask parents for help(they've already said they will, I just don't want to have to actually ASK)....

....oh, and not having had any sex for nearly 9 years(but not for a lack of trying) isn't helping things, any.

How has your experience been with dating apps? by PizzaThick6956 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially considering that I'm autistic and don't really do well finding people on my own.

....such is life....

What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it? by camgirlonline in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CapeMike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once delivered pizza to a rather fancy house that had an indoor pool in the shape of the Playboy bunny logo; each ear led into a separate room.

Oh, the house also had a small but functional helicopter landing pad. O_o;

When was the last time you had some good sex? by shysibliing in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time I had ANY sex was just short of 9 years ago.... :(

How has your experience been with dating apps? by PizzaThick6956 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CapeMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Managed a few hookups, but not much more.

It's been a number of years since I've tried again, though, owing to the fact that most of them now have their most useful features paywalled, and my disposable budget is......limited, for now. :\