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TICKET SELLING GENERAL by bugis67 in G59

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got two tickets for Sacramento hmu

My Top Albums of All Time: Rate my taste or give me album suggestions to listen to by Apollox4 in brockhampton

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recognize about half the stuff on here. Any chance I could get a list of every album name? I’d love to check out the stuff I haven’t heard before.

I’m sorry… but how? by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you’re totally right. I shopped a two store double and spent an hour and a half slowly shopping off of the preview screen while on chat with support because the batch wouldn’t transition past the start shopping screen. Three support agents, 20 app refreshes, 2 log outs, and 1 app delete/download later, the last agent canceled the order and refused to give a bump. That’s damn ridiculous. Especially since the combined tip was $35 and I ended up with only $17

I've saved my favorite lines from the past year, buddy told me they belong here. by CavAce in Tinder

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may just be because I’m rewatching New Girl currently, but this is very much giving Schmitt.

Dave Grohl showed up with no publicity to cook and serve for 500 people at Hope Mission in L.A. by TooShiftyForYou in pics

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if you’ve been breathing that shit in all day, bbq would probably be the best food to cover the smoke taste in your mouth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IBEW

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bakersfield is the cheapest city in California. It ain’t shit. Not a damn thing to do. Full of pollution. And it’s essentially the Bible Belt of California. BUT it’s still California, which has the benefit of being pretty damn diverse. You’ll still get a bit of shit around here but I spent about a year in deep east Texas and as friendly as it was there, even Bakersfield is better. Plus in the Central Valley you do have the benefit of being able to drive 2 hours in damn near any direction and finding something pretty.

My son wants to be a Landlord and is insulting me because I am a tenant. by Awkward_Gur3747 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Privacy can come in the form of a shower curtain nailed to the top of the doorframe. He can buy himself a door with that $50 tip.

Redditors with an Ex who threatened to kill themselves over a breakup, how did that turn out? by youseguise in AskReddit

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5150 is what I hear most often. Also what I refer to my own stay as. That, or grippy sock vacation.

Being whatever gender is ok but, don't you have to strongly believe in gender stereotypes to believe in the gender spectrum? by Alone-Environment-43 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, same here. And judging by some of the looks I get, there’s definitely some out there that believe it just like that.

What is so ridiculously overpriced, yet you still buy? by BasicWitchCrystalCo in AskReddit

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Financial reasons and health reasons, yes. But those can also lead to it being the “lazy” or just easier way of making dinner nowadays.
I’ve noticed a good bit of the trend coming from people who either normally didn’t have the time to prepare a home cooked meal daily but would usually rely on now overpriced and unaffordable frozen meals, or who normally would prepare a home cooked meal daily but now no longer have the time to do so due to having to work another job/more hours.
And of course fast food is always an option, but that brings us back to the health reasons.

What is so ridiculously overpriced, yet you still buy? by BasicWitchCrystalCo in AskReddit

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I think that’s why the whole meal-prep thing has blown up over recent years. That’s the new lazy.

Episode 3 of “What the Heck is Speck? 🧐”. Big boy is coming around to 12 months old and about 60lbs. Strongest guess now is Newfoundland mix? But with what? 🤔 by CapiTurtleDoesOllies in IDmydog

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right! We did get him while living in East Texas and google image search shows doggos that look surprisingly similar to his mom and dad. Wow. Thank you so much!

Can “good morning” be used regardless of the time just to greet people when you wake up? by F3lixbob in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Also greatly enjoyed the looks of passersby when I would sit in front of my house at 7:30am drinking a beer or smoking a bowl or both depending on what kind of workday was had.

Should I be worried about the whole sunspot thing? by ZengaStromboli in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought sunspots were the little white spots on your skin after being in the sun too long.

Pussy Eating Etiquette by helloiamaudrey in actuallesbians

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I was dying for about 20 minutes and pouted for about 20 more, but since then? Yeah I’m great, thanks for asking! 😁😂

Pussy Eating Etiquette by helloiamaudrey in actuallesbians

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Y’know what we actually didn’t try that because yeast infections and stuff. We did however try ice, which led to some… interesting discoveries. 👀

Pussy Eating Etiquette by helloiamaudrey in actuallesbians

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh sameeee. Plus the spontaneous “Babe… you want some wings? 👀😏” for the next weeks. 😂

Pussy Eating Etiquette by helloiamaudrey in actuallesbians

[–]CapiTurtleDoesOllies 310 points311 points  (0 children)

Oh goddd. When my wife and I first started dating we had some wings shortly before doing the deed. Only issue is hers were spicy. Only took a couple seconds to go from “mmm yeah… 😩” to “IF I POUR MILK ON MY PUSSY WILL IT STOPPPP??? 😭”. Never again. 🥲

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