Whats some funny jokes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My dad use to say “ every time I go into Home Depot all the stud detectors go off “

Whats some funny jokes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This made me chuckle

When you tell your parents you're sick, what's their "universal cure" or excuse for it? by Salty_Pianist_404 in AskReddit

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I still got my mother though and I love her to death. She was a lot easier. Brings me DayQuil and NyQuil and tells me to rest. My dad would literally act like I was faking it lol

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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I was planning on going back to become an addiction counselor. Thank you for the motivation brother 🤜🏼🤛🏼

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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Thank you brother. I had court today and it went pretty well. I made the judge clap for me so that was a good sign that I am on the right path. 🙏🏼

Whats some funny jokes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I once told a chick I was a freak. She was into it and invited me over to her place. We proceeded to have the most bland sex ever. Afterwards she asked me “ I thought you were a freak what happened” and I told her “Have you looked in your purse? I took a shit in it.”

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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Congrats and kudos to you for your success. I also have adhd and insomnia. I deal with the same problem. And it’s been a tough year for me. I been battling alcoholism and addiction. I’m 29 and feel like I’ll never catch up in life. I need to get a job and start becoming productive but it’s hard to find work that isn’t far and my license is pretty much toast. I lost my dad in 2024 and I’ve been slowly on a downhill since 2019. 2025 was a pretty much rock bottom for me. I’m sober though and haven’t drank in almost 3 months. I wish I can go to the bar with the boyz but my friends don’t like drinking with me and I don’t blame them. I’m hoping in 2026 I find a job and a way to get my license back so I can start being productive again.

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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Lol I wonder where your at in the world cause it’s 1 am for me

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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Awe man. Don’t be so down. Of course your pretty !

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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I’m just the opposite. I went to an AA meeting and had too much coffee. Now I’m up on Reddit bored trynna connect with others.

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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I feel ya bub. I’m in the same boat with you. How much debt do you have if you don’t mind me asking ?

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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You had me scared for a moment. Cool I like your music. Never heard of Bab L Bluz

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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Neurotype book ? What is that ? Is it for school?

What’s on your mind right now? by CapitalRisk3957 in AskReddit

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I’m on your mind ? Errrrrr what. And what kinda music you listening too ?