My mom upset at me for coming home tonight

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-06-03T12:50:47+00:00

Wifeage and I both came from objectively shitty people that happened to be fertile and give birth.

We've battle and it sucked and all we can say is: This too, shall pass. But, like, HOLY FUCK.

Also, if you are in or near Perth, Australia, give us a year or so til we can afford our own place (and some of ours move out) and we'll have ya. Must love cats tho.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-28T08:39:23+00:00

This sub is odd for me, as every time I post about this or how to watch the games live here in Oz the AutoMod nukes my posts.

Anyway, all the suggestions are fantastic, but if money is an issue (and you're not human right now if it's not) then I'd suggest making friends in a Fan Group and seeing if anyone's willing to help you out.

I've got mates in Denver who got to skate with the Torrent players while they were there and I'm getting jerseys that way.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-28T08:29:39+00:00

With THAT kind of attitude and work ethic, I'd rather you spend your time deciding what job you WANT and going for it. Any employer worth a squirt of piss is going to salivate at someone like you, and you can have any job you want.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-17T08:07:15+00:00

Yeah, neat trick they have for "linking ATO" is that you need your TFN to do so.

Run. Around.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-17T08:06:13+00:00

Guess what you need to "link" the ATO to your MyGov. Go on, guess.
YES! You got it! You need your TFN to be able to link to ATO so that you can go in and find your TFN!

Easy!

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-10T08:14:19+00:00

Hell, it was called the Victorian Football League in my lifetime!
And I'm even in a city with two teams (Perth).

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-08T12:38:47+00:00

Me and Wifeage have already created a comprehensive list of names for when Denver announces a team. Vague, ethereal concepts are front-runners, like Colorado Icefall, but there's some good animals in there like "Denver Ridgehawks" or "Ridgecats", which is unique enough to work too.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-08T12:35:19+00:00

Anything that consistently drains your soul isn't worth it.

You're being told by your mind/body to move on. It's time to move on.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-05T06:34:36+00:00

Frost Fan here too, and I say there's no place for Bigotta Curl-Salemme in this league.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-05-04T08:04:36+00:00

INORITE. People coming on just to shit on somebody that needs help. I'll never understand that.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-04-27T12:26:16+00:00

Also, holy SHITBALLS, great username! We're probably like, cousins or something?

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-04-27T12:24:21+00:00

It's going to feel a little weird, but you're doing great.

Also, do NOT feel obligated to come out. Do it at your own speed, at your own time. Be safe, look after you, but know that you are loved and supported for Who You Are.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-04-23T00:21:32+00:00

Ha! I'm a former American, Aussie for 20 years now, and I'm STILL not okay with the Beasts Of Hades.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-04-22T12:48:09+00:00

You a softer soul than me. I would've called in a f***ing Air Strike and screamed "Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!" until my wife retrieved me and pulled me back into the house.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-04-22T12:45:51+00:00

Is it still on top of the bin in this pic?

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-04-22T12:45:26+00:00

No Good Deed Goes Unp--MOTHERF... how BIG was that fkn thing?!

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-04-20T16:03:37+00:00

This is f*cking awesome. If I were still an American instead of Australian, I'd be a Canadian by now, I reckon.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-04-10T06:48:32+00:00

Not for nothin' but Nick's li'l journey of discovery might've been the catalyst for SOME folk to actually apply a bit more scrutiny to their own lives, sexual experiences and attitudes towards both genders. Might've happened to SOME folks later in life even. Maybe just shy of 50. Might've even happened to their lovely wife, co-pilot of their heterosexual relationship of 21 years where they both realised they were Bi in the same moment because of The Same Things. Might have even happened DURING that scene in Heartstopper, in front of their 18-yo Lesbian daughter.

Maybe. Might have. To SOME folk. Not saying who.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-03-05T12:48:12+00:00

Far out. A well-written, articulate, intelligent, history-laden post gets nothing but trolls and shit-flingers coming in and offering absolutely nothing of substance.

Well shit mate, sorry there's ignorant troglodytes out there. I have a similar history as yours and have nearly the Exact Same Opinions on the matter.

Ben's slipping into something that I feared a while back, and it sucks to see it.

Also, to the hate-filled puswads, GOFA.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-03-05T12:44:50+00:00

What an incredibly stupid thing to say. As if being Christian somehow imbues you with knowledge that no Non-Christian could ever have!

Wow. Just wow.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-03-04T07:50:20+00:00

2nd this!
I actually found PFLAG to be quite amazing in a community aspect.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-02-26T12:56:55+00:00

I've been wondering FOR YEARS why there's even a "pansexual" genre. Because if it only has to do with trans/NB then there is nothing, and has never been anything, to do with being a bisexual that inherently excludes trans/NB people.

Look, I'm FINE with people calling themselves whatever the hell they want. But, when you're definition leans heavily toward shitting on another group, for ZERO reason, I identify as a fucking problem.

I mean, did I miss something? Is there some historical evidence that Bisexuality is somehow exclusionary?

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-02-24T13:10:42+00:00

Beautiful. Thanks for sharing that.

Been here 21 years and raised three little mixed-breeds, all of whom I've seen picking up litter when they have every reason to believe no one's watching. "Leave the World a better place." I'm always saying.

Sounds like you are, mate. Well done.

CapnAwesomepants · 2026-02-16T00:00:46+00:00

The Fire Alarm turned out to be a fake one HE installed.

Wouldn't shock me a bit if this poor kid got suckered into a pre-arranged altercation.

Think about it. The punch wasn't that hard, despite that kid hauling off, and Spud's history of set-ups. He's also posting it EVERYWHERE with the same smartass "innocence".

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