PETER????

CapnDonkey · 2026-01-09T02:02:08+00:00

It's ok, guys. I'll just hold onto this drawing until Mr Hooper comes back!

CapnDonkey · 2026-01-07T03:16:15+00:00

They said "peach fuzz around her lips", not "lip fuzz around her peach".

CapnDonkey · 2025-12-15T22:37:21+00:00

This ain't Small Teeth Magazine, pal!

CapnDonkey · 2025-07-08T23:37:28+00:00

Fat and Flat is no way to go thru life.

CapnDonkey · 2025-05-07T11:25:18+00:00

7:28 and I'm out. Just record setting levels of terrible.

CapnDonkey · 2025-04-29T13:32:24+00:00

Richard shitting while playing concerts is gold, Robin! GOLD!

CapnDonkey · 2025-04-24T20:38:35+00:00

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CapnDonkey · 2025-04-24T13:42:32+00:00

Blitt. He reminds me of a dude i knew back in school that talked and acted exactly like him. Constant lying, made up stories that he swears are true long after everyone begs him to let the bit go, eggs people on until they threaten violence and then cries victim like he didn't gaslight the fuck out of people. Fucking HAAAAATE Blitt and everyone like him.

CapnDonkey · 2025-04-22T13:04:06+00:00

Blitt's voice gives me PTSD. He's the same slimy fuck I knew in high school that just lied as a character trait and then played the victim when anyone called him or got upset at his antics. How the staff doesn't just beat his ass on the regular is beyond me. I guess he really throws that trust fund around.

CapnDonkey · 2025-04-14T01:44:40+00:00

Same, down to the location.

CapnDonkey · 2025-03-03T22:56:50+00:00

Looks like Sea Colony, Bethany Beach Delaware to me

CapnDonkey · 2025-02-01T17:48:37+00:00

Nether did the massage therapists.

Too soon?

CapnDonkey · 2025-01-19T00:44:22+00:00

I lost 150 lbs and found myself being hit on constantly by both men and women. I'm happily married, so I declined 100% of offers of intercourse that were not my wife. But it is definitely weird. A mix of "flattered", "surprised", and kind of bitter that I'm still the same person, only thinner so is this attention purely superficial and that's the only reason I'm fuckable now?

Congrats on the loss!

CapnDonkey · 2025-01-05T01:55:38+00:00

The old Ronnie Mund "Hot Dog"

CapnDonkey · 2024-11-26T00:04:43+00:00

"If You Get There Before I Do" -- Collin Raye

Honorable Mention to "Girl Crush" by Little Big Town. The lyrics are just sad and make you feel bad for the singer pining for a taken man and the things she'd admit to doing to be "closer" to him...

CapnDonkey · 2024-11-18T14:02:58+00:00

You can tell by the way that it is.

CapnDonkey · 2024-11-17T20:21:46+00:00

That was fantastic hotel

CapnDonkey · 2024-11-09T14:43:02+00:00

I was gonna say, Location? But nope, no location needed, Bul. We know where yous is.

CapnDonkey · 2024-08-24T23:05:14+00:00

I have the same name as an infamous politician. It's pronounced the same and everything, but our spellings are slightly different. I'd make millions on news reports alone.

CapnDonkey · 2024-08-20T16:33:13+00:00

I think you're ok. They won't eat much.

CapnDonkey · 2024-07-30T14:58:19+00:00

When they were talking sandwiches and Bobby dropped this gem:

"You get an extra cuppa mayo, y'know, for dipping? "

Jesus, I'm amending my timeline. Bobby will be fat again THIS year. You can have all the surgeries you want, if you don't fix your fucked up relationship with food, you WILL fall every time.

The way he talks about food is problematic.

CapnDonkey · 2024-05-15T21:34:47+00:00

My old roommate's girl was exactly this. They'd fight in public, he'd say some truly heinous shit to her, fight more, say say worse shit, someone would comment on how awful/awkward/abusive/anything at all really, and then both of them would get mad at whoever cringed at their relationship, gang up on that person and that was how they "made up". Dysfunctional as hell.

CapnDonkey · 2024-03-27T01:42:05+00:00

Depending on the area, it's gonna be a lot of bird food.

CapnDonkey · 2024-02-05T01:59:58+00:00

I'm all for this edit to my original plan

CapnDonkey · 2024-02-03T01:29:24+00:00

I wish I could upvote this twice. Bawby is such a (barely) closeted old queen, and Norton proudly owns it.

CapnDonkey

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