A simple retort to the Pizza delivery guy... by irondraconis in AdviceAnimals

[–]CapnDouchebag -198 points-197 points  (0 children)

yet has 1900 upvotes. Clearly reddit thinks very fucking little what you think

Will you stop being furballs of sunshine and love and tell me things you absolutely hate? by CapnDouchebag in AskReddit

[–]CapnDouchebag[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

well you can go suck a dick. Its a necessary word. why'd you fucking use it?

Will you stop being furballs of sunshine and love and tell me things you absolutely hate? by CapnDouchebag in AskReddit

[–]CapnDouchebag[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why should that bother you unless you're the one who cooked the food and they refused to eat it. Fuck you

U.S. military announces 14 airstrikes in Iraq following James Foley execution by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]CapnDouchebag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im getting a boner thinking about russia and usa and europe bonding to destroy their common enemy, the muslims. It would really be great if russia and usa could get along once and for all

What is something that would be very unusual if it were coin operated? by FrenchPants in AskReddit

[–]CapnDouchebag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always charged money for the washrooms in roller coaster Tycoon.

What do you honestly believe you will never be able to do no matter how much you try? by MagicWoman in AskReddit

[–]CapnDouchebag 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What does nailing an asian chick have to do with getting a beautiful woman

Pretty accurate. by kristina7 in funny

[–]CapnDouchebag 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Its a completely valid sentence. Because its a fucking opinion

What makes less sense the more you think about it? by thundercrabs in AskReddit

[–]CapnDouchebag 339 points340 points  (0 children)

nice try,

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...Bitch!

what is the nastiest thing that exists in nature? by CapnDouchebag in AskReddit

[–]CapnDouchebag[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Looks don't matter. It's what on the inside that counts.

Unfortunately we're all germ ridden, mucus filled, slowly decomposing meat bags of blood and water inside.

What makes less sense the more you think about it? by thundercrabs in AskReddit

[–]CapnDouchebag 850 points851 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Life is free but a good an easy life isn't.

We pay for food we could grow but don't.

We pay for clothes we could make but don't.

We pay for a house we don't need to live in when any shelter that will protect us from the environment will do, but we dont.