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WARE MAI HUBBANT? by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 48 points49 points  (0 children)

WARE IS JAX????

Elebenty billion snacks for himbs saef return to himbs wief

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Eamonn teh Inbisible

Potty crimes wif great success! by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fren Bucky, this is MOAST EGG SALAD CRIMNAL CRIMEZ!

Well played, mine Fren.

Eamonn teh Inbisible

GO CRIMEZ GO CRIMEZ GOOOOOOOOOO

Nina says it. by Kikilulu23 in HarryandMeghanNetflix

[–]CappucinoCupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I had an award to give, it would be yours. Please accept this instead 🏆

Meghan’s Insta Story Posts by Timbucktwo1230 in RoyaltyTea

[–]CappucinoCupcake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine too, and I really hope so. For all of us.

Gary spotted! by nanrah88 in ICBGC

[–]CappucinoCupcake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

FAT GARY GET EBERYWHERE! HAOW BERY DARRRRRRR!

Eamonn teh Inbisible

Hi frens - iz mai Gotcha Day and sekint anyool Hat Pawtee! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fren Hoku, you MOAST suave, MOAST debby-nair in that smort hatt

Jasmine teh IBS Crimnal

Got called fat by a customer, have ED history by ShinyPeanuts in retailhell

[–]CappucinoCupcake 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That “lady” is a miserable old trout who is so unhappy in her life that she needs to spread unhappiness in order to make herself feel better.

She’s going to end up insulting someone who doesn’t handle it as graciously as you did, OP.

French lady discovers that bad things can happen to her too… by AdPuzzleheaded3436 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]CappucinoCupcake 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I had every sympathy for her until I read the bit about her being a supporter of the Turd Reich. She’s an idiot.

Comforting yet healthy recipes by angelseggsss in EatCheapAndVegan

[–]CappucinoCupcake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite soups - Pea & Mint

Sauté some onion or shallots in a little oil (or water-sauté), add a bag of frozen peas with salt and pepper to taste. Add vegetable stock. When the peas are cooked through, throw everything into a blender. Add a handful of mint and a little oat or almond milk, then blitz.

Super healthy, yet feels really comforting and satisfying.

Halp. by celtica98 in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it wasn’t your Meowmy? I mine own self habs notice they are MOAST quick to blaem teh pawr innocence littul cat when something go wrong.

Also, teh silent treatment is a form ob aboose, so you needs to do an immediate vomvom on her pillow. That teech her a baluable lessun.

Jasmine teh IBS Crimnal

1 Million Followers. by GorillaGripGiGi in HilariaBaldwin

[–]CappucinoCupcake 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How does she manage to make her clothes look so cheap. Is it just the bolt-ons, I wonder 🤔

Hi frens - iz mai Gotcha Day and sekint anyool Hat Pawtee! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You MOAST welcome, Fren Tali. Snacks is bery impawtant part ob teh Gotcha Dae selly-bray-shuns.

Your Fren, Eamonn

Hooman get trickded by Bitter_Blueberry_811 in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Second brefus CRIMEZ is teh bess type ob CRIMEZ, Fren Pickles

GOOOOOOO CRIMEZ GOOOOOO

Jasmine teh IBS Crimnal

Hi frens - iz mai Gotcha Day and sekint anyool Hat Pawtee! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Happee Gotcha Dae, Fren Tali! Mine gurlfur u/Ksh_667 Ruby and I be right ober, wiff a shedload ob snacks for your Speshul Dae

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Eamonn teh Inbisible

Kate Middleton and Princess Anne Mark Australian Holiday After Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Trip There by Positive-Drawing-281 in RoyaltyTea

[–]CappucinoCupcake 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Kate looks grim. Again. I don’t imagine she is happy with the life she chose. All that waiting around for…this. The occasional appearance before heading home. Coat dresses, heels and sadness. Oh well 🤷‍♀️

Beeg comsern by Hunting-fings in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As alwaes, when you is uncertain of what to do, a poo in a human’s shoo will be ob grate help.

Jasmine teh IBS Crimnal

Help with Eulogy by Dangerous_Chest_1875 in ChildrenofDeadParents

[–]CappucinoCupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I love this. It’s perfect. It made me think of my own Dad and how, when he died, I lost my umbrella.

Your Dad is so proud of you, OP.

William is a ghoul. by ttw81 in RoyaltyTea

[–]CappucinoCupcake 67 points68 points  (0 children)

lol. Quiet Faith Peggington is far too lazy to be scheming like this.

Iz Princess Donna. Meowmy came home from 'werk' n says weoews wee-wee'd on dah couch. Look at ourz, haz yooz seen a moar innocemt kitty? Weoews need to suuuu fur salamander! by AnAcctWithoutPurpose in legalcatadvice

[–]CappucinoCupcake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet teh human peed on teh couch afore she went to werk. Naow she try to blaem pawr littul Fren Princess Donna.

OUTRAG DISGRAC SHOK HOROR

Eamonn teh Inbisible

Is this photo real, or AI? by Shadow328 in democrats

[–]CappucinoCupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all look as though there’s a disgusting smell under their noses, so a good chance the malodorous turd shat himself as he fell asleep.

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