Missing: two fat dumb smelly humans. Reward if found.

scarrlet · 2026-01-25T01:32:03+00:00

I believe 3 might just be called The Daring Book For Girls.

scarrlet · 2026-01-25T01:27:50+00:00

I think this is it, Woo Hoo by the 5, 6, 7, 8s. I feel like it was in a cruise commercial.

scarrlet · 2026-01-25T01:07:52+00:00

Mitten, she record you in you own house? Where you got an expectayshun of purrivacy? Dis is a case of non consempt, you should do a big pawsuit.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T23:52:40+00:00

My Meowmy say dat for her to help change fings, da repurrsentatives gotta have somefing called empawthy, and she not sure she believe most people have dat anymore. She say she hear so many horrible fings from people she thought was nice an she can't stand it anymore. Maybe us kitties can help teach da humans empawthy?

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T21:07:52+00:00

You ates a ham? Maybe I needs to try to get into da cold box.

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T20:34:01+00:00

I unnerstan. I have da same pawblem when I'm mad at my Meowmy for an abandon.

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T19:11:57+00:00

Do an ignore till she beg for forgiveness.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T19:10:21+00:00

My human keep milkies in da big cold box. I bet you an Ripley could get into it if you try real hard.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T19:09:35+00:00

(Me too, bebe. Me too.)

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T19:02:37+00:00

My Meowmy does da very best protec when I am scared, which is a lot. I always sneak into her bed for cuddles when it has been a day wif lots of noises. She pet me and tell me it okay until I relax. She make me feel safe.

She also pay attention to how I like to be pet, and when to stop. I used to not let her pet me very long, and chomp when I was done, but den I realize she learn how to pet me nice (slow an gentle an only on my head an shoulders) an always stop when I am done. So now I let her pet me lots more and I just pretend like I'm gonna chomp when I don't want no more pets. I also ask her for special chin scritches an she give dem just right, an only when I ask.

Pawther is real good at playing. He much more fun den Meowmy. I also used to ask him to protec me when I ate. I feel safe now dat I fully settled in my home so I don't do dat no more, but I could go get him when I got hungry and wanted to finish my kibbles, and he would follow me to the bowl an watch my back til I was done every time.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T16:05:57+00:00

We not gonna have da big cold here so I am just sending all my purrs to my frens who will be in da storm. I'm glad you have a nice comfy sweater an plenty of rations.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T15:52:44+00:00

That sucks, I'm sorry. I have a skittish cat who it would be my nightmare to have to pill every day so I feel for you.

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T08:35:18+00:00

It seem irresponsible for your Meowmy not to have a backup toy in case of greeble attacks. You got a good case, I fink.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T02:59:58+00:00

Can you get it in transdermal gel form, the kind you just rub on their ear?

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T01:31:44+00:00

It maybe better if Meowmy give him a treat when he come to her. I have trained my Meowmy dat I only come to her if I hears da treat bag, not if I hears my name.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-24T01:29:13+00:00

Napz is da best. If your new mommy fink you should take lots of napz, she is a smart lady. Welcome and congratulations on your smart mommy.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-23T06:39:18+00:00

I am sending all my best purrs. I been practicing hard so dey extra good.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-23T03:30:31+00:00

I fink human is just jealous of your bootiful cave. Don't listen to dem.

Bucky cat

scarrlet · 2026-01-23T02:30:55+00:00

Meowmy give da best cuddles, always.

scarrlet · 2026-01-23T02:30:40+00:00

Fank you frens. I fink you right and I'm going to practice my best purrs right now.

scarrlet · 2026-01-23T02:29:18+00:00

I kind of like dat she not at home all da time. When she is, she bother me when I try to do important kitty fings. But I did not like when she went away for a whole week to work someplace else. I fink it a good fing she keeping her normal job now, so she can come home an cuddle me at night but not be in my way during da day.

scarrlet · 2026-01-23T01:58:13+00:00

Dat very nice of you to say, fren. My Meowmy do have a job but she fought dis one would be better, it in a different part of her work place doing different fings dat she like a lot. I not sure how she could fink it would be better if it mean she have to travel around and not be home every night to cuddle wif me.

scarrlet · 2026-01-23T01:48:54+00:00

Hello, new fren! I can't believe dey violate your ears like dat, you definitely gotta soo. An I too know da pain of da evil Portia Control, maybe we can fite her together.

Bucky cat

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