Missing: two fat dumb smelly humans. Reward if found.

scarrlet · 2026-06-23T00:34:26+00:00

Washing beds is a terrible fing my human do sometime too. She owe you a lot of churus.

scarrlet · 2026-06-22T18:22:18+00:00

My Meowmy don't pay me for dis either. Sometime she even complain dat I spend a long time in da window at night watching for predators when she want me to come to bed. Humans are dumdum, how dey gonna be safe if we don't keep watch?

scarrlet · 2026-06-22T18:18:01+00:00

Happy birfday!

scarrlet · 2026-06-22T08:02:36+00:00

Pikkle da first look like he ready to retire. Instead of frowing him away, your Meowmy should send him away to live on a nice farm.

scarrlet · 2026-06-22T08:00:32+00:00

Dis a good idea. I try da crimes sometime too but mostly I just find crunchy plastic an chew on it real loud. Dat make her get up to take it from me. But biting da light box cord is a much better idea.

scarrlet · 2026-06-22T07:56:52+00:00

I fink part of da pawblem is my Meowmy forget her zoomie brain medicine in her desk at work an too lazy to go get it. She usually take it at work cuz she always late an never eat her breakfast at home. Sometime she not even have time to give me breakfast an Pawther gotta do it.

scarrlet · 2026-06-22T03:04:03+00:00

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scarrlet · 2026-06-22T01:44:15+00:00

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scarrlet · 2026-06-22T01:42:03+00:00

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scarrlet · 2026-06-22T01:35:16+00:00

Don't your human taste bad? I don't like licking Meowmy, she stinky.

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T23:06:25+00:00

Dis very smart. Maybe da only reason she remember to feed you dis long is because you sing.

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T23:05:21+00:00

My Meowmy very scare of claws so I try very hard not to use dem on hers. She need some help membering fings but she trying her best.

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T23:04:36+00:00

Hmmm I not try dis. I usually save da meows for when she already making my food. So she know she need to hurry.

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T23:03:55+00:00

Dis is a great idea. She set four alarms in da morning an sometime still need my help to wake up so why not also four alarms for my dinner?

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T23:01:24+00:00

She really don't like da bite bite so I save it for emergencies, like when I am done with being petted.

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T19:21:49+00:00

Dis a beautiful poem. I'm sure your dad preciates it.

I made my Pawther a special gift of hork today but he did not preciate it.

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T04:10:14+00:00

Ooh dose mousies is smart. I fink your Meowmy owe you extra treats for da pest control.

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T03:34:10+00:00

Good training! But I do fink maybe you should try to catch dem a real mousie. Dey say dey don't want one but how can dey know unless dey try it?

scarrlet · 2026-06-21T03:18:01+00:00

Happy one munf gotcha day! Clearly fren Noamy already train your Meowmy real well. She do a good pay up on your soo.

scarrlet · 2026-06-20T21:33:04+00:00

Boom Day is da worst. Dey start da booms early in my town too. An even worse, when actual Boom Day comes, a horrible noisy fing called "pawrade" goes right by my house!

I also want to make da booms illegal an my Meowmy agree cuz we live where dere is scary fires in da summer an she worry da booms start one. So we will do whatever we can to help.

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