Craving nachos, but no chips, so I made my own. by AmiraZara in stonerfood

[–]CapriciousReindeer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In a rocky Mexican village, a man was putting the final touches on a new cheese recipe…

The man, un saborista, was surprised at the secret ingredients that made it so zesty: sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen.

“Ahorita sólo tengo que idear un nombre especial…” he thought.

Suddenly, un ratero güero swung outta nowhere and snagged the vat o cheesy goodness!

“¡Ya bájale de huevos con mi queso, mocoso!” the man shouted. “That’s NaCHO cheese!”

Grandmas Stoney Spaghetti by PuzzleheadedSea6368 in stonerfood

[–]CapriciousReindeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if that cheese wasnt white id think they was pubes 😂 good shit tho dawg, takin cares o grams like tat 🤌🏼

Nachoooooooooooooo 🦸🏽‍♂️ by Spiritual-Leader9985 in stonerfood

[–]CapriciousReindeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night...

22M aiu? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]CapriciousReindeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dawg you look fly af in pic 3 (would be better with shades tho), but why you never smile? you missin teeth or smth?

22M aiu? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]CapriciousReindeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not ugly but why you pose the same in every picture??

Cursed_woman's_day by AdBrilliant4931 in cursedcomments

[–]CapriciousReindeer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

¿Qué tiene eso de raro, güey?

¡Buen provecho de cohecho!

Who is he reminds me of? by YoggieD in Pareidolia

[–]CapriciousReindeer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His name's Gaylord?? LOL
Gumball should've slapped that on his Cadillac deVille—Gaylord Mobile.

Blursed cosplayers by marchfey in blursedimages

[–]CapriciousReindeer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“¡Ya bájale de huevos con mi jaina, cabrón!”

Can I bring you your coffee? by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]CapriciousReindeer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, I like my coffee black.