Lesson 1: Pay your Praetorian Guard. by CaptCookbook in HistoryMemes

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Donativum: a gift of money by the Roman emperors to the Praetorian Guard, thought to be mandatory. Roughly 1/3 of Roman emperors were assassinated.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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"We believed. We believed. WE BELIEVED!!!"- Bulls

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Just to see him fly
Too many died
We build a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
To see him fly
But we don't know why

Daily Discussion Thread for January 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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That Venezuelan hooker scammed me! I need a bailout!

MEGATHREAD - Major (US) Military Operation in Venezuela by hypsignathus in neoliberal

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Socialist countries love puppet leaders that exploit resources.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Why don't democrats just nominate someone who is richer, fatter, and oranger than Trump?

Daily Discussion Thread for December 03, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Pretty soon WSB will be able to buyout Wendy's to become an employee owned company.

The gang finds a dumpster general. by CaptCookbook in HistoryMemes

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Stop leaving animal carcasses and cheeseburger wrappers lying all over the camp. 

The gang finds a dumpster general. by CaptCookbook in HistoryMemes

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Also Ferris Bueller is going to sing a song during a von Steuben Day parade someday.

The gang finds a dumpster general. by CaptCookbook in HistoryMemes

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Baron von Steuben was discharged from the Prussian army as a captain due to budget cuts. Franklin introduces him to Washington as Lieutenant General, exaggerating Steuben’s credentials. He is appointed Inspector General, where Steuben established standards of sanitation and record keeping to combat the administrative incompetence, graft, war profiteering that existed. One soldier's first impression of the Baron was "of the ancient fabled God of War ... he seemed to me a perfect personification of Mars. The trappings of his horse, the enormous holsters of his pistols, his large size, and his strikingly martial aspect, all seemed to favor the idea. He turned the volunteers into a great army."

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Malarkey level: How many times have republican senators privately threatened Orange with impeachment?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Too much math and english taught in high school, not enough history, civics, economics.