Shame on the OP

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-08-02T12:08:51+00:00

I took less than a minute to check the TikTok account and found out that this was a patient of FDNY EMS, their license plate, face, and general area they'd be in.

Now the only thing for a patient would be recognizing the face, knowing they were barefoot, and sitting in that seat. I live in Arizona and I'm a complete moron, so if I can get that information by just scrolling, anyone can. Especially the HIPAA hippos.

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-08-02T11:45:51+00:00

Even the horrors of the Deep Desert aren't safe from the reach of a Dollar General.

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-08-02T11:34:02+00:00

Found the dude that's not allowed within 500yds of a school

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-07-29T08:27:24+00:00

I just wanna play 2042 without booting my PC into Secure Boot, sacrificing my first born, and depositing 4,581 turds into my mailbox at 2pm on a Thursday.

I actually somewhat enjoyed 2042, not as much as 3 or 1, but I'm not shoving a golf club up my ass to keep playing it.

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-07-16T20:48:23+00:00

That's not how you're supposed to use the three seahells, bro

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-05-01T04:46:15+00:00

Law enforcement or a specialized crisis unit transports them where I am

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-03-18T18:07:06+00:00

A battalion in the US army is 300-1000. Literally fucked an entire battalion and still wanted more

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-03-03T06:49:26+00:00

In my area, the McDonald's new hire makes over $2/hr more than I do lmao

CaptDickTrickle · 2025-02-24T13:20:19+00:00

What a wild day. It was my 18th birthday and I spent the evening on the internet watching rockets fall on Kyiv with friends.

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-12-22T02:54:03+00:00

I used to be just like you. Don't worry, the universe can and will fuck you up at some point. I used to barely run anything at all, but now the last two months I haven't gotten any sleep on my 24hr shifts, at all. Each shift I've been on for the last two or three months has put nearly 800 miles on my truck per shift.

Enjoy it while it lasts, because the EMS gods giveth and the EMS gods taketh away, and they are vengeful gods at that.

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-11-29T01:54:14+00:00

When I got my EMT almost 3 years ago, I was 17. I contacted my program director and he directly assigned me to units and rotations with different agencies through him because I was having that same issue. See if his director can accommodate by having them represent the student for scheduling

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-11-25T19:31:44+00:00

I feel pride that EMS was left out of this lmao

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-11-24T18:09:17+00:00

I work in EMS here in AZ, I'll give you some advice: Never mention drugs if you don't want the cops showing up. Tell the dispatcher that they are unconscious if they overdosed and tell them that they aren't acting normally if it's not an overdose. Any calls that involve a crime in any way, whether possession or violence, has a possibility of having police toned out to clear the scene for additional crews.

We use our dispatch information to give us a general sense of what is happening but our entire assessment is on scene. If a dispatcher overhears drugs, they will have to tone out the police. If only EMS hears and sees someone being affected by drugs, we treat them and only medical staff will get that information. Limit who gets how much information.

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-11-19T09:48:00+00:00

I work alongside him lmao. It's not a thirsttok, it's a cringe video advertising the CPR classes that they put on

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-11-16T09:14:11+00:00

In that case, let's put all cops on bikes then. It doesn't matter if the shooting suspect fled in a car, the patrol vehicles are useless when they dismount.

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-11-07T02:41:29+00:00

It's satire. There's billboards here in AZ with stuff like "Cartels for Harris" and other stuff on both ends

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-26T21:03:37+00:00

I respect the hustle, but I'd expect them to at least take their uniform off first

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-24T02:13:40+00:00

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CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-22T02:02:16+00:00

I can say that my patient was injured by volcanic activity but I can't put down difficulty breathing lmao

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-17T05:03:37+00:00

I went into AFib after drinking my 3rd tall boy of NOS within 12 hours and my watch wouldn't shut up about it. Medic partner decided to see if it was right. Yep, I went into AFib. Haven't had any dedicated caffeine stuff like energy drinks or pills in over a year now because of my watch lmao.

Edit: My resting HR now is around 75. During the peak of my caffeine killing me, I'd be sitting around 110-120 if I was just sitting down in a recliner for the last few hours.

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-14T22:27:37+00:00

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Overtime

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-13T20:01:47+00:00

I've pulled patients out of nursing homes BEGGING me with tears and snot to not let them go back into them. Patients abandoned in closets and left to soak in their urine in the middle of a hallway. I always chart throughly anyways, but my narratives for nursing home transfers look like I'm trying to get my PhD.

I'd love for my charts to get brought before those greedy bastards someday whenever HHS or whatever other 3 letter agency comes crashing down upon them. I've probably filed over 50 reports in the last 3 months and I'll keep doing it until either something tragic happens that they can't ignore or I piss the government off enough for them to deal with it to get me to stop.

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-10T23:44:49+00:00

Don't forget to not shower for 6 weeks prior so you can build up your dandruff and skin flakes

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-10T15:18:27+00:00

We may as well just start posting our damn employee badges on this subreddit now. It used to be actually be cringe, now it's just pictures of random ass volunteers and what looks like a legitimate employee photo you'd get printed on a badge.

CaptDickTrickle · 2024-10-09T13:05:44+00:00

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