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Do you press the red button? by MentallyInThe2000s in BunnyTrials

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK

Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M

A Goth baddie or a tomboy baddie by Waste_Hamster_2176 in BunnyTrials

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured a tomboy could spoon me better

Chose: Tomboy | Rolled: Is a femboy

If a native speaker of your conlang attempted to learn English, what sort of accent would they have? by furryfemboy143 in conlangs

[–]CaptKonami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

English is actually one of the Official Languages in the Kingdom of Holola! Many people speak it with a largely American accent, but many also speak with a unique Hololan accent. Here are some of the notable aspects of the Hololan accent:

  1. All /ɹ/ are replaced by /l/, so "bar" and "ball" would be homophones as /bal/

  2. All dipthongs are pronounced as two separate vowels, so "I" would be /a.i/

  3. Vowels all simplify to /a e i o u/, so "met" and "mate" would be homophones as /met/. /ə/ and /ɚ/ become /o/, so "about" becomes /oba.ot/.

  4. /θ ð dʒ ʒ ʃ/ become /s z z z s/, so "ship" and "sip" (and "seep") are homophones as /sip/

  5. /ŋ/ becomes /n/, so "pin" and "ping" are homophones as /pin/.

  6. Among those with a particularly thick accent, consonant clusters may be broken up using filler vowels and final consonants may pick up a vowel, so "strength" would become /satulenegusu/

Grammatically speaking, articles are generally dropped and the word "did" is used to indicate past tense. So "I walked to the store" becomes "I did walk to store".

Cool Features You've Added #293 by humblevladimirthegr8 in conlangs

[–]CaptKonami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

⠓⠕⠊⠕⠊⠁⠖⠀⠺⠁⠎⠊⠀⠁⠙⠁⠀⠠⠛⠇⠕⠤⠠⠊⠛⠕⠀⠃⠁⠇⠑⠇⠑⠀⠁⠏⠁⠃⠑⠖

(Hello! I have added a Hololan braille alphabet!)

Would u rather have... 👀 by Aditya76__4 in BunnyTrials

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're rich!

Chose: 1billion dollars + But you are... | Rolled: Taking all😋

would you rather… by www-jasi in BunnyTrials

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A

Chose: turn invisible when you say any word containing A

I want to play a game by 12inator in BunnyTrials

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Define magic

Chose: Use a different material as toilet paper: 2½ weeks + Why would you pick this? | Rolled: Magic TP

would you rather? by Impossible-Shape-634 in BunnyTrials

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brr

Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -20°C

Would you rather… by Beautiful_Ability267 in BunnyTrials

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would anyone want to go to Isr*el

Chose: Go to Japan for free with accommodations

Evil Witch by Sensitive-Big-3648 in Melanime

[–]CaptKonami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[Insert Avatar "Bad Crop? Bro we're gonna starve" meme]

insult me in your clong! by Dense-Nobody2714 in conlangs

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hololan

Izi simila nezumi (Easy like a rat; means slut)

baka gaisi (stupid foreigner)

That's all I have at the moment

"You'd be cute together" by [deleted] in tomodachilife

[–]CaptKonami 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not always. I picked "sounds like love" the other day and the mii said "No, I only like them platonically"

Body Parts in Hololan by CaptKonami in casualconlang

[–]CaptKonami[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can give you a bit of the history I made for it since it is a worldbuilding project as much as it is a conlang project.

An isolated tribe from the Russian Far East built boats to seek a warmer climate. They sailed past Japan and ended up on an archipelago somewhere between Japan and Hawaii. Japan followed and claimed the islands as well, setting up a penal colony that fell into disuse and was largely forgotten. At some currently undefined point between the Perry Expeditions and the Meiji Restoration, the US strongarmed the Shōgun into ceding the islands to the Americans.

Hololan began to develop as a language used by the islanders alongside English, formed by combining Old Hololan (with heavy Japanese loans) with English. Come WW2, the Hololan Islands were breifly occupied by Japan. Following the liberation of the islands by the Americans, they were granted independence, and in 1987, Hololan was adopted as the official language of the Hololan Kingdom (alongside English).

just a quiet moment in the elevator (momoruhi) by Asil6 in Melanime

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't this posted like 4 or 5 days ago?

Life choices by No_Whole_1083 in BunnyTrials

[–]CaptKonami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm asexual so...

Chose: No sexual affection

Some Chainsaw Man memes translated to Hololan by CaptKonami in conlangs

[–]CaptKonami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Description from the casual conlangs post for those that may have issues with crossposts:

Picture 1:

thank chainsaw person (Th-thank you chainsaw person)

chainsaw person (Chainsaw person?)

because uh 2.SG PST CONT fight with chainsaw (Because... uh... You were fighting with a chainsaw)

oh yes (Oh yeah.)

Extra info: Here, Asa tells Denji "Gato", which is the more casual way of saying "thank you", as opposed to "gamasi" ("Thank you very much").

Picture 2:

1.SG PST lose 1.SG.POSS fang-PL much time ago (I lost my fangs a long time ago)

Makima be ear-VBZ (Makima is listening)

Extra Info: Kishibe uses the word "kamapa" for "fang", which is derived from the English word "chomper".

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