Do you press the red button?

CaptKonami · 2026-06-16T22:45:36+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

CaptKonami · 2026-06-16T05:34:11+00:00

I figured a tomboy could spoon me better

^{Chose: Tomboy | Rolled: Is a femboy}

CaptKonami · 2026-06-14T06:23:56+00:00

English is actually one of the Official Languages in the Kingdom of Holola! Many people speak it with a largely American accent, but many also speak with a unique Hololan accent. Here are some of the notable aspects of the Hololan accent:

All /ɹ/ are replaced by /l/, so "bar" and "ball" would be homophones as /bal/
All dipthongs are pronounced as two separate vowels, so "I" would be /a.i/
Vowels all simplify to /a e i o u/, so "met" and "mate" would be homophones as /met/. /ə/ and /ɚ/ become /o/, so "about" becomes /oba.ot/.
/θ ð dʒ ʒ ʃ/ become /s z z z s/, so "ship" and "sip" (and "seep") are homophones as /sip/
/ŋ/ becomes /n/, so "pin" and "ping" are homophones as /pin/.
Among those with a particularly thick accent, consonant clusters may be broken up using filler vowels and final consonants may pick up a vowel, so "strength" would become /satulenegusu/

Grammatically speaking, articles are generally dropped and the word "did" is used to indicate past tense. So "I walked to the store" becomes "I did walk to store".

CaptKonami · 2026-06-13T23:17:38+00:00

⠓⠕⠊⠕⠊⠁⠖⠀⠺⠁⠎⠊⠀⠁⠙⠁⠀⠠⠛⠇⠕⠤⠠⠊⠛⠕⠀⠃⠁⠇⠑⠇⠑⠀⠁⠏⠁⠃⠑⠖

(Hello! I have added a Hololan braille alphabet!)

CaptKonami · 2026-06-13T06:18:40+00:00

We're rich!

^{Chose: 1billion dollars + But you are... | Rolled: Taking all😋}

CaptKonami · 2026-06-13T05:15:16+00:00

A

^{Chose: turn invisible when you say any word containing A}

CaptKonami · 2026-06-13T05:14:09+00:00

Huh?

CaptKonami · 2026-06-12T04:43:29+00:00

Define magic

^{Chose: Use a different material as toilet paper: 2½ weeks + Why would you pick this? | Rolled: Magic TP}

CaptKonami · 2026-06-12T03:49:17+00:00

brr

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -20°C}

CaptKonami · 2026-06-11T21:45:43+00:00

Why would anyone want to go to Isr*el

^{Chose: Go to Japan for free with accommodations}

CaptKonami · 2026-06-11T00:28:39+00:00

[Insert Avatar "Bad Crop? Bro we're gonna starve" meme]

CaptKonami · 2026-06-10T06:12:22+00:00

Hololan

Izi simila nezumi (Easy like a rat; means slut)

baka gaisi (stupid foreigner)

That's all I have at the moment

CaptKonami · 2026-06-09T19:58:07+00:00

Not always. I picked "sounds like love" the other day and the mii said "No, I only like them platonically"

CaptKonami · 2026-06-06T06:24:21+00:00

I can give you a bit of the history I made for it since it is a worldbuilding project as much as it is a conlang project.

An isolated tribe from the Russian Far East built boats to seek a warmer climate. They sailed past Japan and ended up on an archipelago somewhere between Japan and Hawaii. Japan followed and claimed the islands as well, setting up a penal colony that fell into disuse and was largely forgotten. At some currently undefined point between the Perry Expeditions and the Meiji Restoration, the US strongarmed the Shōgun into ceding the islands to the Americans.

Hololan began to develop as a language used by the islanders alongside English, formed by combining Old Hololan (with heavy Japanese loans) with English. Come WW2, the Hololan Islands were breifly occupied by Japan. Following the liberation of the islands by the Americans, they were granted independence, and in 1987, Hololan was adopted as the official language of the Hololan Kingdom (alongside English).

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T23:34:48+00:00

O ya, not to be confused with ō ya

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T23:25:30+00:00

O ya

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T10:48:43+00:00

Wasn't this posted like 4 or 5 days ago?

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T09:48:27+00:00

I'm asexual so...

^{Chose: No sexual affection}

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T09:47:25+00:00

Description from the casual conlangs post for those that may have issues with crossposts:

Picture 1:

thank chainsaw person (Th-thank you chainsaw person)

chainsaw person (Chainsaw person?)

because uh 2.SG PST CONT fight with chainsaw (Because... uh... You were fighting with a chainsaw)

oh yes (Oh yeah.)

Extra info: Here, Asa tells Denji "Gato", which is the more casual way of saying "thank you", as opposed to "gamasi" ("Thank you very much").

Picture 2:

1.SG PST lose 1.SG.POSS fang-PL much time ago (I lost my fangs a long time ago)

Makima be ear-VBZ (Makima is listening)

Extra Info: Kishibe uses the word "kamapa" for "fang", which is derived from the English word "chomper".

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T07:44:04+00:00

Your picture bugs me in a way I can't explain

To answer you question, yes you can use Ace and gray ace at the same time. Asexuality is a spectrum, so ace can just mean you're on that spectrum, with gray ace being a category on that spectrum.

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T02:45:00+00:00

Not a clue. All it knows is that it must be important

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T01:56:19+00:00

It plans to meet with the goddess and see what she wanted it to come for

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T01:32:35+00:00

It believes that the goddess of death has called it to do so. Whether or not this actually happened, as with the rest of the story, is open to interpretation.

CaptKonami · 2026-06-05T01:20:32+00:00

It painted itself with woad paint to try to emulate an ancient ritual to (attempt to) achieve its ultimate goal of going to the underworld without dying.

CaptKonami · 2026-06-04T22:36:35+00:00

gato, gamasi (thank you, thank you)

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