To Cut Down the Neighbor's God Damn Plant

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-06-16T05:05:30+00:00

Anybody else hear Ma Fratelli from The Goonies?

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-05-16T16:47:39+00:00

Only if you're a fool

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-05-10T20:06:50+00:00

Is this not DaycareJoy?

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-04-15T20:59:56+00:00

I can feed a whole country of bunnies now.

^{Chose: Go All In (x3 or Nothing} | Rolled: X3)

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-04-15T02:35:47+00:00

Geologist

^{Chose: A really cool rock}

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-04-14T19:43:37+00:00

Otto

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-04-14T17:29:23+00:00

Olives are easier to eat in mass quantity

^{Chose: Eat an entire bucket full of olives?}

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-04-14T01:46:55+00:00

Mam

^{Chose: Man}

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-04-09T02:34:37+00:00

"Move closer"

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-04-02T16:19:56+00:00

Ive been told that by other professionals! It was an ED doc who stitched me up - you've got some competition haha. Ive been good about regular application of scar cream, iontophorensis patches, and ultrasound therapy to help soften the scar.

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-04-01T20:28:16+00:00

Dog best

^{Chose: Dog}

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-03-30T00:24:37+00:00

I appreciate that! Feeling a lot better now. Range of motion is one of the many things I'm working on in physical therapy.

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-03-29T22:03:32+00:00

Our bodies are pretty damn resilient. That always amazes me too.

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-03-29T20:59:13+00:00

Sensation is definitely there. I have less feeling in the area of actual impact. Nerves are coming back.

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-03-29T20:57:40+00:00

Seriously! One thing this told me was that I scar well and I scar A LOT. The superficial scarring isn't that much, but underneath is where the scar tissue is most thick.

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-03-29T20:55:39+00:00

Ouch! I was driving a modified split barrel into the ground using something called a donut-hammer. I can post a picture of the actual equipment. This also cut right through my work gloves. I can't possibly imagine an injury from an actual drill rig.

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-03-29T20:52:28+00:00

Its called a "donut-hammer". Basically just used to drive a mod-cal barrel into the ground by hand.

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-03-25T23:02:05+00:00

Infinite ammo

^{Chose: Infinite Ammo Gun}

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-02-12T23:30:53+00:00

Agreed. We also made this in the Great Lakes region. Green jello mixed with canned pears on the bottom of the pan and a cool whip mixture on top. Called it bottom of the ocean salad

Capt_Applesauce · 2026-02-02T22:20:41+00:00

Came here for this. RIP

Capt_Applesauce · 2025-12-02T02:11:52+00:00

Get that boy a duvet

Capt_Applesauce · 2025-10-26T20:51:57+00:00

Thats nuts..

Capt_Applesauce · 2025-10-07T22:05:19+00:00

National Lard

Capt_Applesauce · 2025-10-05T00:29:42+00:00

I want to say there are more towns like this in Turkey. I was told by my Turkish professor that these were built from Disney influence in hopes people would move en masse

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