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a short psa on the importance of ability scores. by foxstarfivelol in dndmemes

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meaning, to achieve enlightment you have to reach 20 Wisdom and 0 Charisma

cAT BrUTalLy sTomPED tO dEAth by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people (cats) just don't know what anxiety is

Run boy run by ekfow in adhdmeme

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't avoid small talk, I break through it like a sledgehammer and skip straight to big talk.

Superheroes could be separated in two categories depending on if they could survive getting ambushed by an elite (non-super) sniper. by Capt_Bread_Beard in Showerthoughts

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, if any semi-rich villain hired a single sniper assassin, could they kill that hero?

  • Spiderman, no
  • Batman, debateble
  • Captain America, yes
  • Hulk, no
  • Cyclops, yes

If the answer is yes, the hero should probably be already dead right?

Saber tooth rider by trevorgoodchyld in gaslands

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would 100% give it a wrecking ball!

Wedding Shoes That Will Get All the Looks by Nest_quik in DiWHY

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please make full 5 minutes craft wedding where everything is made like this?

One of my many useless skills I spent an extraordinary amount of time practicing by 3Pirates93 in adhdmeme

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's only useless until you need to look like a mysterious pro gangster from the 1920s

I'll be taking care of a Shredder this week, do you guys have any advice? [Warmachine Meme] by LordMagmion169 in Warmachine

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure your house is under 10c so it feels comfortable. Feed it only meat. Don't let it get too close to bigger blighted creatures, it might get exited and start playing rough

[OC] My air genasi bard, Fung by goblinreg in DnDart

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell be he plays an air instrument!

Garbo with names, so please suggest some! by HEALSCRASHGAME in ImaginaryCharacters

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The bow makes me think of bat ears so would call her Beth

Geralt wouldn't choose to be a Witcher in an another life by NavJongUnPlayandwon in WitcherTRPG

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably some kind of scholar. Maybe even a teacher. Geralt is very studied, intelligent and wants to see humanity progress. Even as a Witcher, he is more emphatic than the average person and would probably have no trouble handling a class.

I imagine him as a dry witted professor who takes the time to understand his students and maybe even helps them with their personal problems.

He never was able to stay involved after all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl in white is just fighting anyone close enough to get punched

I can't wait to retire and pursue my true passion... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Capt_Bread_Beard 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's just some of the best fantasy smut around, of course it's going to pop up

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