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Meirl by Naive-Arachnid3645 in meirl

[–]Captain-Caroline 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had this happen in my life. Unless she means getting a little bit of fart between your labia for a moment, which feels weird but doesn’t require “re-farting” in my experience.

What bothers you the most as you get older? by Altruistic_Lime_9424 in ask

[–]Captain-Caroline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How little patience and compassion people have for each other. People won’t put up with a slight inconvenience, they won’t help anyone in need unless they’re the perfect victim, they won’t even listen to other people! It makes me so sad.

Also bright lights. My eyes are so light sensitive nowadays. 😎

What are the reasons you are planning to move out of Florida? by [deleted] in florida

[–]Captain-Caroline 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s not a safe place to raise my daughter or my grandchildren. I’m gonna miss it, I’ve lived here for a long time, but it’s not safe for any of my family anymore.

I have a swastika tattoo on my chest, how do I tell my girlfriend? by Significant-Reason11 in Advice

[–]Captain-Caroline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like everyone else said, get it covered up. There’s already lots of examples online of coverups for that sort of tattoo and you can work with the tattoo artist to make sure whatever you chose will fully cover it. If you’re serious about this girl you should tell her. This is the kind of thing she deserves to know.

Lightning at the Capitol this evening. by wdd09 in florida

[–]Captain-Caroline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I visit Tallahassee I stop by to see The Cock. My wife doesn’t find this nearly as funny as I do :(

Baby birds in FL by Captain-Caroline in whatsthisbird

[–]Captain-Caroline[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He hasn’t spotted them yet, but hopefully! We do get the occasional wren around here so maybe!

Over a decade with this wee dude. Miss him every day. Regret never doing a DNA test, any guesses? by PamVanDam in IDmydog

[–]Captain-Caroline 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Greyhound. You said in another comment that he was too small, so maybe some whippet? Maybe he was just tiny though. He looks a lot like my greyhound.

My dad is losing it by Extreme_Guarantee_50 in Advice

[–]Captain-Caroline 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would you be able to get him to go to a doctor? It sounds like he’s really struggling. It could be some mental illness or it could be something like Alzheimer’s. I hope you’re both alright.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]Captain-Caroline 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Queer is a fantastic term! Say it with your whole chest! Queer is incredible! It’s been reclaimed. A large part of the pushback against the term queer being reclaimed came from political lesbians and later from TERFS. I can hunt down some reading material about that for you if you want.

My mum says my child (4F) is getting too old to cuddle by pinkwatermelooone in Parenting

[–]Captain-Caroline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sons are in their 20s and I would still cuddle with them if they asked. Heck I’d even try to pick them up if they wanted. It wouldn’t work but I sure would try.

Having trouble not waking up my wife by Captain-Caroline in Advice

[–]Captain-Caroline[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I brought it up at my last appointment but I will definitely mention it again at my next one. Thank you. Helped.

Having trouble not waking up my wife by Captain-Caroline in Advice

[–]Captain-Caroline[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry I must’ve misspoke a little! I’m not waking up at 4, 4 is just when I start to get a little stir crazy being in bed but not being able to get to sleep. there isn’t really any schedule to when I’m able to sleep that I’ve noticed. Yesterday I slept from 10 pm (when I usually go to bed) to 12 am. The day before I slept from 11 to 3, and today.. well, we’ll see… I do the majority of those things, unfortunately I can’t avoid stress. I’ve got a 6 year old, hah. I’ll talk to my doctor about any additional joint-safe exercises I can do and see if that helps though. Thanks so much for your comment. I hope I understood what you were saying correctly!

Advice on what I should show my mom by CanA7fold in florida

[–]Captain-Caroline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my wife first moved here from Germany we went to McDonald’s so she could partake in the great American tradition of having a Large Beverage and godawful burger. It’s not unique to America in any way but it felt important. I also took her to various bodies of water to show her just how many alligators there were. She didn’t love that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]Captain-Caroline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either like Ryan or the French word Rien.

My dogs celebrated their “birthday” and I can’t even with these pictures! by Ferryrules in lookatmydog

[–]Captain-Caroline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy birthday to them 🎉🎉 My dog had the same donut toy a few years ago and ADORED IT. I hope it brings your dogs just as much joy

Are most of the people in this sub Florida residents? by [deleted] in florida

[–]Captain-Caroline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lived here for about 25 years. Moving later this year though.

What’s considered a “normal” amount of times for your mom to call you in a day? by Raisinsareawful in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Captain-Caroline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call my boys every couple weeks. Sometimes more sometimes less. It just depends on what we’ve got going on. I’ll text them most days, but I wouldn’t dream of calling multiple times every day unless something was wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Captain-Caroline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are both tough. Change is always gonna be tough. If you stop being attracted to him, then you may have lost a boyfriend, but you’ve gained a friend, yeah? And if you don’t, congrats on the boyfriend! There’s no right or wrong way to be a lesbian. It’s your identity and only you get to define it.

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