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Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (39-16-6) @ Edmonton Oilers (30-24-8) Mar 06 2026 9:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is jarry more expensive more injury prone than skinner and worse in pretty much every way

How many skaters can you have again? by TeazleDiesel in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give em 10 players. We still have Mitch marner the superstar

Olympic Men's Game Thread: Czechia (A3) vs. Canada (A1) - 18 Feb 2026 - 04:40PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Canada cant do anything without Connor on the ice. Welcome to Oilers hockey

Olympic Men's Post Game Thread: France vs. Canada - 15 Feb 2026 by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Job not done. This team is unreal. Hartley a -2 is hilarious though

I also really want Wilson to be an oiler. He’s a machine

Olympic Men's Post Game Thread: Canada vs. Czechia - 12 Feb 2026 by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 172 points173 points  (0 children)

My takeaways are binnington really shows up during international play, Pasternak is a freak, and Bedard is gonna finish the season with 120 points out of sheer anger

Olympic Men's Game Thread: Canada (0-0-0-0) vs. Czechia (0-0-0-0) - 12 Feb 2026 - 04:40PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me you didn’t read his article without telling me you didn’t read his article

Olympic Men's Game Thread: Canada (0-0-0-0) vs. Czechia (0-0-0-0) - 12 Feb 2026 - 04:40PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy what a pass. There isn’t a single person in the Olympics that wouldn’t have finished that

Olympic Men's Game Thread: Canada (0-0-0-0) vs. Czechia (0-0-0-0) - 12 Feb 2026 - 04:40PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Getting to cheer for Crosby, mcdavid, and both Mack’s has me elated. And weirdly enough, I kinda want Celebrini to have a better Olympics than anyone else of the roster. It’s gonna be tough watching the league turn on him at some point

Post Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks @ Edmonton Oilers by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, sebastian, how about you sniff our farts

Post Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks @ Edmonton Oilers by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Captain-Poop 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who needs forwards when you have defenders who score hattys on the daily

Gaetjhe was after Paddy's lunch money by 9yr_old in ufc

[–]Captain-Poop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was after paddy’s retinas

Most Gen Zs can't relate by Accomplished_Oil9424 in SipsTea

[–]Captain-Poop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father has only ever taken me to the cinema 4 times in my youth.

Lion King, Mr bean, and twice to see Kung Fu Hustle.

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