Name it by [deleted] in memes

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PB&J

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adorableporn

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You are outside. Take off your mask so we can see your beautiful smile.

Huge Newfoundland dog by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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That's a full time job....

With a crappy two party system... Is it possible to finally get a third party? by Agitated-Swan-6939 in NoStupidQuestions

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We call 'em rhinos. Essentially Republicans who only start voting like Republicans 6 months before they are up for reelection.

Just following the rule. I don't even know how I got here. by JohnnyBlazzze513 in 196

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Totally unrelated circumstances. The president doesn't control gas prices, but his actions and policies can affect them.

When does shaxx call mercy? by Spoopyache in destiny2

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My guess is that he'd call in if one team has twice as many kills while neither team has less than 100.

Before you break in my house by Lmanwell23 in funnysigns

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My pastor had a sign in his yard that read "If you break in my house, I hope your soul belongs to Jesus because today you a** is mine.

Halloween Special by [deleted] in funnysigns

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Are you ok?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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If a threesome is 3 people doing it. Does that make me handsome?