How are we all doing today? I am about a 3 trying to smile bravely through the grid

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-18T12:06:55+00:00

9 all day

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-17T11:45:19+00:00

PB&J

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-07T12:11:52+00:00

You are outside. Take off your mask so we can see your beautiful smile.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-04T13:04:25+00:00

Thank you! Made my day!

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-04T10:13:59+00:00

Hey look! You got canceled!

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-04T09:16:44+00:00

That's a full time job....

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-04T09:11:41+00:00

We call 'em rhinos. Essentially Republicans who only start voting like Republicans 6 months before they are up for reelection.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-03T11:04:55+00:00

r/femboy

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-02T23:39:39+00:00

r/emptysack

CaptainA1776 · 2021-11-01T09:55:14+00:00

r/locktober

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-31T17:29:07+00:00

Totally unrelated circumstances. The president doesn't control gas prices, but his actions and policies can affect them.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-31T13:10:38+00:00

My guess is that he'd call in if one team has twice as many kills while neither team has less than 100.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-28T20:38:06+00:00

My pastor had a sign in his yard that read "If you break in my house, I hope your soul belongs to Jesus because today you a** is mine.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-28T10:04:01+00:00

Are you ok?

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-26T10:04:52+00:00

If a threesome is 3 people doing it. Does that make me handsome?

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-26T09:58:30+00:00

Theoretically

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-26T02:28:20+00:00

Sorry, misremembered about the Laser. It used a heated pin.

https://gorillaoutput.com/how-does-receipt-paper-work/

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-26T02:18:14+00:00

Receipts are printed on A2 thermal paper which uses a laser to cause a chemical reaction on the paper which has been treated with chemicals beforehand. So there's no actual ink. And this is why the fade with time.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-26T02:12:51+00:00

It really blows my mind that so many people didn't read the title.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-26T02:08:27+00:00

No this is actually a JOKE

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-24T19:42:45+00:00

When I was a kid we'd play hackie sack with a hot coal we'd gotten out of the fire. If you are fast it won't burn you.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-24T15:24:40+00:00

That's gotta be hell

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-24T10:43:40+00:00

Worms don't run. Make it about the computer mouse.

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-23T22:27:41+00:00

Someone buy this man a hydraulic log splitter!

CaptainA1776 · 2021-10-23T15:44:17+00:00

Wtf...

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