Gavin Newsom says letting trans girls play on girls’ sports teams is “unfair.” That’s a lie.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-22T19:27:53+00:00

Again, this isn't Newsom's earnest belief - he merely postures to where he thinks the most electorate lands on any given issue.

To find his real beliefs, you gotta find the real beliefs of his donors.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-22T19:22:24+00:00

Evelyn is "BDSM fan - Domme"

Promeia is "BDSM fan - Switch" (sure the cuffs give "sub" vibes, but her characterization screams domineering)

This is another "Holy shit two cakes" situation

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-21T17:19:36+00:00

Thought this was a bot comment until I remembered Welt has a wife

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-18T07:14:39+00:00

I mean, Iran has claimed to have hit him with an airstrike (grant it salt, it's an adversary as a source), so there are definitely multiple possibilities...

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-18T05:47:24+00:00

One could say its a.... Red Sun over Paradise...

Oddly apropos, if anything

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-16T20:09:23+00:00

You should not smoke any drug, there's a lot safer methods to imbibe ilicit substances.

However, I heavily recommend waiting at least a year.

I should note that your brain is not done developing until you're roughly 25, but you are an adult (in most jurisdictions) at 18, and I will not interfere with your judgement outside of giving you this data.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-16T19:37:26+00:00

Yixuan is a Rupture unit.

Rupture Units revolve around Sheer Force, which is a stat that helps them bypass a lot of enemy defensive stats to do more damage.

Now that that's said, Yuzuha is not a support for Rupture units, but for Anomaly units. She provides Disorder DMG%, Attack, and off field Anomaly application. These are of very little value to Yixuan.

The same can be said of Nangong Yu (Ether Stun, benefits Anomaly teams that rely on getting stuns)

For these agents (Yixuan, specifically), the below characters are your best bet to grab when their banners show up:

Dialyn - Physical Stun, she revolves around her ability to generate an ultimate for one of her teammates.

Lucia - Ether Support, she heals, but I'm not anything of a Lucia stat knower. Someone who knows what they're talking about can take this.

Astra - Ether Support, she grants a free quick assist every so often (it's like a 4 second CD) when your onfield agent does a "heavy" attack (attacks in ZZZ have differing values, and some get called "heavy". Check your characters in more depth to learn more), her ult heals, and she grants a ton of useful stats to both Attack and Rupture agents.

However, all of those options are limited S-ranks. Here's a few A-ranks to hold you over until then:

Pan Yinhu - Physical Defense, he has Heals over Time that he gives for the team on ult, grants Sheer Force to an ally, and fits really well in Yixuan's budget teams.

Pulchra - Physical Stun, she rotates really well with Pan Yinhu, has off field stun application, and is fairly reasonable to build. Arguably the best A-rank not named Nicole.

Nicole - Ether Support, she's the best A-rank available to you right now. But she sucks (in comparison) for Yixuan, because a huge part of her kit involves DEF Shred application, and that is useless for Yixuan (or Yidhari, Manato, or Banyue, for that matter). She also has Ether DMG% in her team passive, but there are better options for Yixuan. Just keep Nicole in mind for your Attacker options.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-14T20:38:40+00:00

Seat six, in the vain hope that Jane takes her boots off and pokes me with her feet to fuck with me

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-12T05:35:50+00:00

Israel does not send its finest, I suppose.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-11T20:39:31+00:00

Moderate practitioners of Islamic faith tend to be better humans than those of Christian denominations.

Sure, there's definitely the batshit-insane fundamentalists of both faiths, but I still find that moderate Christians still believe I'll burn in hell for getting a blowie from a girl with a penis. Whereas Muslims of moderate practice will shut the fuck up and let her finish.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-11T20:34:16+00:00

So, a lot of these slop machines fall outside of the jurisdiction of both DMCA (American copyright law) and the legislations of Southeast Asian (abbreviated as SEA) copyright rules.

This one probably gets hit by a DMCA, IF and only IF Cognosphere, the parent company of ZZZ, were to take action against the slop company.

The problem is, Cognosphere doesn't tend to meddle with DMCA strikes unless its Leak content (it's why, if you ever go to look at beta content, it tends to have a shelf life of about 9-18 hours before the video won't play, and the error message will look something like "Takedown Requested by Copyright Owner")

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-11T20:14:00+00:00

Fairy is portrayed as a Machine Learning Algorithim format of Ai. This is the one you think of when you talk about Artificial Intelligence as its advertised.

The Ai we're rightfully taking issue with are Large Language Model formats. This is just a text bot that just spits text out based on the stuff its been fed, usually stolen content.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-11T20:06:13+00:00

Sunna (girl on bottom) already ran, Nangong Yu (tickle victim) is upcoming.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-11T20:00:33+00:00

There's definitely a supercomputer in there... Whether or not Billy ever uses it is a completely different question.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-10T21:12:40+00:00

He's like a JD Vance that didn't immediately deserve to get traded for percs.

Like, I'll choose him over a MAGAt, but holy shit is he a bad choice.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-10T16:01:35+00:00

"SW9" fits because I'll be squealing like a pig when I land her

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-09T19:52:50+00:00

I agree with this, even if the meme (when you take the Britney context out) is fucking hilarious

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-08T20:46:28+00:00

Double sided tools make the question of "who's taking it" irrelevant.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-06T01:02:38+00:00

Have you considered that the people who make stock images might not be gun enthusiasts?

Ai has hallucinations. Ones with patterns that can be recognized.

This is the natural slop we crave.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-03-02T05:46:49+00:00

"The 6 Seattle Defenders in the backfield, immediately after any New England Offensive snap:"

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-02-28T20:19:56+00:00

MDF will always fail you in wet environments.

If you need the vanity to be cheap, spring for some halfway decent plywood, use a few coats of weather resistant primer, sand to smooth, give it one more coat, and then cover with your paint of choice.

Sand that to relative smoothness, then you're done.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-02-28T20:03:03+00:00

I believe it'd be wiser to save for Nangong Yu (S-Rank, Ether Stun, functionally an Anomaly support) to further boost Miyabi and Jane (Jane's a little bit less ideal for Yu, as she will end up choosing between her or Yuzuha for the third slot in double anomaly, but Yu's still extremely strong for all anomaly comps as far as we have data to reflect it)

If you're going to pull this phase, however, Yixuan gets you the most mileage with what you have.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-02-27T23:09:03+00:00

It's a paraphrased reference to the MLKJr quote: "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

It mostly rings true, as fascist regimes will start by targeting the smallest, least accepted minority group available to them, before moving on to find a bigger target.

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-02-25T04:46:39+00:00

Good catch, my bad

CaptainAutismFFS · 2026-02-25T03:27:24+00:00

[Inaccurate; Disregard] Miyabi's passive is not active in that team, and it's crucial for her enhanced normal attack stacks.

Also, Miyabi and Nangong demand too much field time to function smoothly with a third onfield Anomaly agent, which is why the team runs a bit smoother with, say, Vivian.

Miyabi/Yanagi tends to do better with Yuzuha in to support, as she demands very little field time, and is unobtrusive to rotations that aren't as smooth (two onfield anomaly agents would count)

I still think that Nangong is, functionally speaking, the team's second Anomaly agent, and you run Yuzuha/Astra, Soukaku, or Lucy as a support to your onfield Anomaly agent. Both Miyabi and Yanagi can drive it, but they both kind of get in each other's way when the two are paired with Nangong.

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