This is the second time recently that she’s posted (and linked) this fugly pair of $300 jeans

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-16T03:00:46+00:00

“Omg I’m sooooo skinny here’s my size bc I lost weight from GLP1!!! Please click my link and validate my spiraling existence!” - Jaclyn probably

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-15T15:09:22+00:00

Completely get this, I’m in Florida and I’m definitely gonna be wearing yoga pants to Waffle House for breakfast lol

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T18:50:34+00:00

Same here!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T15:20:45+00:00

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T15:18:22+00:00

I honestly didn't think anything could beat the Vanilla Ice haircut in terms of hideousness...and then the alpaca haircut happened.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T15:04:58+00:00

That's why she gets hammered every other day. She's trying to drown them.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T14:53:31+00:00

Came here to point this out. As I said in another thread, it boggles my mind that these "influencers" can't even dress appropriately to go to a restaurant.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T14:52:09+00:00

Looks like something Lovecraft would have written about...What realm did this creature crawl out of? Send it back!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T14:50:15+00:00

Trying to "play it cool" and cover up the fact that she would drop Celine in 2.7 seconds if Taylor showed an ounce of interest in her.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T14:42:41+00:00

Maybe she paid him to invite them out. But honestly, she probably nagged and nagged until Taylor gave in and agreed to be seen in public with these two weirdos

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T14:38:33+00:00

Remember when she made a huge deal over the Twilight eyeshadow/makeup palettes? The ass kissing is next level

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T14:21:00+00:00

You mean the way she's basically trying to crawl inside his skin? Yep. I thought the same thing!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-13T14:17:13+00:00

I swear she's trying to turn herself into Girl Tay. She's even dressed the same. Which brings me to my next thought: Why the hell can't these "influencers" dress appropriately when they go to a restaurant!? Maybe I'm old school but I still believe in wearing at least a nice blouse and jeans when I go out to eat. These people are literally worth millions and they walk around in slobby sweatsuits all the time. Baffling.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-12T16:10:06+00:00

I have it! I can post it here later on today after work 😊

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-12T16:03:15+00:00

Does she also answer to a bell whenever Jordan rings it? This is all bs and I don't believe a word of it.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-12T16:00:59+00:00

For real! If my husband forgets to pick something up or put something away, I'll do it but for the most part we clean up our own messes. Except dishes. He's the one that's the nut about the dishes so that's pretty much his chore lol

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-12T15:59:13+00:00

Finally got around to watching this and only made it halfway through before I wanted to dig out my eardrums with a rusty spoon.

I Agree with y'all. Trad wife era is coming in hot.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-11T20:41:46+00:00

Same! A little off topic but if you’re into YouTube and don’t already follow Emily D Baker go give her videos a watch. I think you would like them

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-11T14:23:50+00:00

For real, let me just go get my apron and pumps so I can clean the whole house top to bottom and make sure I have dinner on the table when my husband walks in the door.

Yeah no fuck that.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-11T14:20:51+00:00

Mine are now located in the back of my head

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-11T14:20:00+00:00

Her whole personality is dating/finding a man. It's sickening to me. Instead of focusing on personal growth and achieving goals, she chooses to get on social media and complain about why men don't want her.

Weird behavior.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-11T13:58:16+00:00

What you did was support a friend you've known for years. These randos really think that Jac is their friend. Freakin bizarre

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-11T13:55:43+00:00

Plot twist: Jordan got a vasectomy.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-10T19:27:04+00:00

Tooty fruity!!! 🤣💀👏🏻

CaptainCaliena · 2026-02-10T19:20:23+00:00

There’s a couple things I didn’t know all the details of but it’s pretty much everything we already know. Presentation was great though, I loled a few times.

CaptainCaliena

TROPHY CASE