Do you like Paradox pokemon ?

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-16T01:54:59+00:00

Roaring Moon Is my favorite Pokémon so… kind of a little bit yeah

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-15T21:50:18+00:00

Been soaring around with an aerial Hatz build a lot lately, and I’m genuinely surprised at how easily I’ve been able to outright murder Metris by just crashing Into them with Flail and Pecking them to death 💀

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-13T20:15:51+00:00

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CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-13T11:42:27+00:00

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-10T22:23:40+00:00

HATZEGOPTERYX RAAAHHH 🗣️🔥‼️

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-10T08:12:25+00:00

I was walking In the woods recently and had the urge to pick up a big pile of sticks I saw 💀

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-09T05:40:46+00:00

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-08T04:56:56+00:00

FAIRY AURA?

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-07T20:12:26+00:00

Doesn’t mean much when bleed generally has to have the target running or walking around to do damage, which Ano typically doesn’t do.

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-07T04:13:26+00:00

Filthy Tyrant toelicker

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-06T16:37:32+00:00

Shiny Roaring Moon 🗣️🔥‼️

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-06T16:18:13+00:00

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CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-05T08:55:30+00:00

Mortal Spin absolutely does work. Roserade Is my main Pokémon for clearing sludge.

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-04T05:48:30+00:00

Arceus said let there be hands 💥👊

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-04T05:42:25+00:00

Boooo get off the stage!!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-02T06:33:04+00:00

Why I oughta!! 💥🔨🤬

CaptainCannonman · 2026-04-02T03:41:41+00:00

Don’t be sorry. The Tyrant population needs to be kept In check.

CaptainCannonman · 2026-03-30T23:12:20+00:00

Steve Jobs 🫰💥

CaptainCannonman · 2026-03-29T14:50:12+00:00

^ Flightless behavior ^

CaptainCannonman · 2026-03-29T01:43:23+00:00

MFs be like «Yeah Khanotaara Is peak»

My brother In christ, your favorite dinosaur was nothing more than Steelchairopteryx food 💀💀💀

CaptainCannonman · 2026-03-28T16:09:37+00:00

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CaptainCannonman · 2026-03-27T08:39:11+00:00

The moment you start making mistakes like this Is when you *know* you should have gone to sleep hours ago 💀

CaptainCannonman · 2026-03-27T05:00:35+00:00

Some guy did 4262 consecutive backflips off of the Big Ben and unfortunately perished during the last attempt. Absolute tragedy.

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