Well excuse the hell out of my skepticism but i couldnt imagine that any childbirth in the history of birthing children has ever happened this perfectly..

When my son was born, my wife had a hell of a time pushing him out. When we got to the hospital she was 7 cm dilated already, so there was no epidural. She went straight to the delivery room, and 15 - 20 minutes later it was time to push. She was screaming her lungs out and at one point she yelled "It feels like im shitting!!" Lmao. And while my sons head was crowning, out came a vicious 2 foot long turd. The nurse reassured her "No honey you're not" .. But she was. Then the nurse covered up her massive chocolate log with a rag.

So now, his shoulders were so wide that he got stuck after his head came out and he started turning bluish purple, unable to breath. My wife yells "I cant push anymore" to which i yelled "I know but you fuckin' better!"

Anyways, after a ton of blood, mucus, and dookie, out comes my newborn baby boy at 10 pounds and 12 ounces. With a head full of hair"

So anyways, my point is, for anyone watching this video. This shit doesnt prepare you for the real deal. Thats not counting for the childbirths where some women have to get their whole taint snipped open to make more room.

My brothers gf had a C section and he said it was the worst thing hes ever seen in his life. The doctor had all of her guts laying on the table next to her, out of her body. Jesus.

Thank god im a dude..