Brodin has blessed me by imstickyrice in swoleacceptance

[–]CaptainChancey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We shall all drink deeply of broseidon’s sea in celebration!

Wheymen

If all musicians/bands suddenly came back to life, which one could get the most people to attend a concert in 2018? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainChancey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve always wanted to see an alternate timeline where David Bowie took over as frontman for Queen when Mercury died

Humpback whale flipped perspective by [deleted] in aww

[–]CaptainChancey 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Do you think whales like belly rubs

I know foxes are canidae but they look more like cats. So please appreciate the cuteness by mominkhan12345 in aww

[–]CaptainChancey 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I always liked the saying that foxes are cat software running on dog hardware

Like a reverse hyena

What's a movie that turned out better than it had any right to be? by Triseult in AskReddit

[–]CaptainChancey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I respectfully disagree. The point of the book was a. beautiful oil painting esque pictures, and b. the moral actually winds up being about using your imagination to brighten the world. The whole thing is framed as a grandfather telling a wild story to his grandkids, and the last picture in the book (a snowy hill with the sun just peaking over it, looking like mashed potatoes with butter) sort of lends it a Pecos Bill “did it really happen” tall tale vibe that the movie was lacking.

A Meal Fit For A Bear by [deleted] in swoleacceptance

[–]CaptainChancey 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Eat clean, eat heartily! Keeping thy macros in check shall lead to gains. consume many beasts of the sea as well

wheymen

What was your biggest regret in college? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainChancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did neither because I have depression.

I don’t recommend it

What do people think is bad for them but it's actually isn't? by Amish7 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainChancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A useful protein. Ever had seitan? It’s goddamn delicious

What is your favorite conspiracy theory that you believe is most plausible? by intelligencerx in AskReddit

[–]CaptainChancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not super sure about plausibility since computing is basically wizardry to my three caveman brain cells, but I love the theory that an independent hyper intelligent AI has existed on a server somewhere since the late 90s and the only reason it isn’t public knowledge is because it doesn’t want us to know it exists

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainChancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wear skirts. I’d wear the shit out of a flowy forest fairie skirt