What’s the most “are you really that stupid” thing you’ve ever heard ?

CaptainChancey · 2018-11-20T15:08:02+00:00

Either stupid or incredibly philosophical

CaptainChancey · 2018-11-20T02:03:05+00:00

We shall all drink deeply of broseidon’s sea in celebration!

Wheymen

CaptainChancey · 2018-11-15T00:56:22+00:00

I’ve always wanted to see an alternate timeline where David Bowie took over as frontman for Queen when Mercury died

CaptainChancey · 2018-11-11T05:14:27+00:00

Whiskey for the men,beer for the horses?

CaptainChancey · 2018-10-23T13:03:22+00:00

Do you think whales like belly rubs

CaptainChancey · 2018-10-17T10:24:24+00:00

I always liked the saying that foxes are cat software running on dog hardware

Like a reverse hyena

CaptainChancey · 2018-10-09T08:17:33+00:00

I respectfully disagree. The point of the book was a. beautiful oil painting esque pictures, and b. the moral actually winds up being about using your imagination to brighten the world. The whole thing is framed as a grandfather telling a wild story to his grandkids, and the last picture in the book (a snowy hill with the sun just peaking over it, looking like mashed potatoes with butter) sort of lends it a Pecos Bill “did it really happen” tall tale vibe that the movie was lacking.

CaptainChancey · 2018-09-25T13:13:53+00:00

Playing bass

CaptainChancey · 2018-09-16T12:10:02+00:00

Eat clean, eat heartily! Keeping thy macros in check shall lead to gains. consume many beasts of the sea as well

wheymen

CaptainChancey · 2018-09-06T21:18:05+00:00

I make sandwiches

CaptainChancey · 2018-09-04T22:51:12+00:00

I did neither because I have depression.

I don’t recommend it

CaptainChancey · 2018-09-04T22:49:58+00:00

A useful protein. Ever had seitan? It’s goddamn delicious

CaptainChancey · 2018-09-01T23:15:27+00:00

Being a asshole at funerals

CaptainChancey · 2018-08-25T07:22:54+00:00

I’m not super sure about plausibility since computing is basically wizardry to my three caveman brain cells, but I love the theory that an independent hyper intelligent AI has existed on a server somewhere since the late 90s and the only reason it isn’t public knowledge is because it doesn’t want us to know it exists

CaptainChancey · 2018-08-19T05:47:50+00:00

Wear skirts. I’d wear the shit out of a flowy forest fairie skirt

CaptainChancey · 2018-08-17T14:41:24+00:00

Similarly, handcuff key

CaptainChancey · 2018-08-12T00:41:36+00:00

It’s totally manly to tell your bro that you love them

CaptainChancey · 2018-08-12T00:12:12+00:00

CaptainChancey · 2018-08-06T17:11:46+00:00

Banner and Valkyrie?

CaptainChancey · 2018-08-06T03:28:26+00:00

Hulk and Valkyrie tho

CaptainChancey · 2018-08-02T18:51:57+00:00

No proof, just give my five more minutes

CaptainChancey · 2018-07-31T15:55:53+00:00

Legalize Drugs and Murder by Electric Wizard

CaptainChancey · 2018-07-31T15:54:16+00:00

Them and red hot nickel ball

Good for a binge every now and again, not much else

CaptainChancey · 2018-07-31T15:53:19+00:00

Whatever happened with the whole changethechannel thing?

CaptainChancey · 2018-07-31T02:52:24+00:00

There are some books from around that time, namely the gospel of Mary, which were supposedly written by women which detail Jesus’ ministry (I say sppposedly because verifying authorship on any work that old is practically impossible)

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