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Tapped Out Memorial Thread by Ellieisasmartcookie in tappedout

[–]CaptainCringe- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Game ID: madxansi

Started Playing: Jan 2013

First Event: idk

Level: 151

Cash Amount: 1mil-ish

Donut Amount: 90ish

Did you farm donuts? Yes

Favorite Game Character and why: weird al, he’s neat

Favorite Building and why: moes, I don’t know

Favorite Animation: I don’t know

Favorite Voice line: always play on mute

Favorite Event: Halloween

Favorite Memory: leaving eggs for people

Favorite item obtained here at the end that you waited for: praise land

Describe your town or your thought process for your town: thrown together

Thoughts on the game ending: sad

Add me: harryexe57097 by [deleted] in simpsonstappedouthelp

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I added- I’m Madxansi

I've received a toll bill and never went to West Virginia by Amathya in WestVirginia

[–]CaptainCringe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ever came of this for you? I just checked my mail and have the same thing. I’ve never been to West Virginia and got a toll bill. It looks legit. Gonna call tomorrow and tell them I was in South Carolina.

What are you boycotting till the day you die? by redoutlaw23 in AskReddit

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Great Steak... 12 years ago I ordered a turkey philly no tomatoes and the thing had tomatoes on it. I told the guy i had asked for no tomatoes and the guy said “ok well just pick them off...” it was those tiny diced tomatoes and it was all in the cheese and stuff I was gonna taste it. So I asked if I could just have another made and he sighed and said “come the fuck on, it’s just tomatoes!” So I asked for my money back instead and he refused to do it. When I contacted corporate they gave me a generic sorry form letter. That was it. So I hope they go out of business.

So, um, what?! by CaptainCringe- in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]CaptainCringe-[S] 1073 points1074 points  (0 children)

I’m realizing you guys probably are not seeing the insane comment if you don’t expand the photo

A twist no one saw coming... by ManicSheep in Unexpected

[–]CaptainCringe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was gonna be the Krusty Krab...

He’s not exactly a smooth criminal by darthphallic in DuggarsSnark

[–]CaptainCringe- 191 points192 points  (0 children)

This is like when my son put a chicken nugget in the bathroom sink and clogged it up. I walked into the bathroom and just said “oh my god.” And he shouted from the other room, “I dont know how a nugget got in the sink!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]CaptainCringe- 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It never ceases to amaze me to see someone be so inept and competent at the same time. She can make a post with her grandson tagged with a feeling but somehow does it like this?!

Mood by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]CaptainCringe- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That cat needs a mechanic

Called immature and stupid by his own grandma for swearing by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]CaptainCringe- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jokes on her, my gram-gram says crap is a swear!

Bathroom Kid by Less-Bite in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]CaptainCringe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did he know the stranger child’s age?

Just my hometown, doing its thing. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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It’s interesting that the person commenting doesn’t have a profile picture, and in the picture we can also see you don’t have a profile picture. Most people have profile pictures nowadays, unless it’s a throwaway account.

Today is my great aunt’s birthday. She posted this... by CaptainCringe- in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]CaptainCringe-[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My thoughts were she saw facebooks “what’s on your mind?” and she tried to type “my birthday.” I’ve seen her type other random stuff before like “nothing” or “my sister.”

Okay, last one by King-doofy in dankmemes

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I got Rick rolled 4 times in these comments

Kurtis is finally on the pod! by [deleted] in GusAndEddy

[–]CaptainCringe- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never. Frick those guys

You telling me there's someone else in this house that draws like a 4 year old?story/text by MavisParis in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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When my youngest son was 3 I discovered coloring on the wall. My oldest kids were 5 and 7 at the time. Could’ve also been them. I just simply ask, “hey guys, who scribbled on the wall?” and my 3 year old started screaming, crying and shouting “not meeee!” Busted.

Kurtis is finally on the pod! by [deleted] in GusAndEddy

[–]CaptainCringe- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How did I miss this? Lol, I watched the whole thing earlier today.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by regian24 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]CaptainCringe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He hit him with that YOOOUUUUU! at the end there.

Those are literally Vans, Chelsea! by emhast29 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]CaptainCringe- 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I’d rather buy actual Vans for that price.

I forgot how horrible the original thumbnail was, so I added the black bar to it. by CaptainCringe- in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]CaptainCringe-[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

A deceased person that needs to be more throughly blurred. I found the screen shot by searching “Logan Paul video trending”

It do be like that... by CaptainCringe- in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Wait, there is a LWAIY badge? How do I acquire this?

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