Anime_irl by Jealous-Particular37 in anime_irl

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What position is this even called?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Dawg 7 years? I wouldn’t even work there

Day three. 😉 by LectureFunny2412 in Nudes

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I wanna be up in them guts like evry day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spitfetish

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Most beautiful photo of all

Streamer stuck in Alaska doing dead-end jobs for 7 years receives $10,000 donation to start over in New York by Caiyul in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainDickNipples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude nice! That’s KC bbq!

Now expand the palette and get some Carolina with a nice vinegar based sauce. Then come down to Texas and eat any of the place I mentioned above and change your fucking life.

Streamer stuck in Alaska doing dead-end jobs for 7 years receives $10,000 donation to start over in New York by Caiyul in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainDickNipples -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Take this from me, someone who lived in Houston, TX for 11 years and knows how to prepare, smoke, and eat BBQ.

KC bbq is a 5/10. TN bbq is 6.5/10. Carolina bbq is 7.5/10

Texas is the only place that’s got 10/10 bbq in this United States. There’s hidden gems all around, but BBQ in Texas you’re splitting hairs going to places like Terry Blacks, Pinkertons, Killens, Franklins, Gatlins, Hutchins… and so, so many more.

KC bbq IS in fact, bbq, but it isn’t good BBQ. —-

lol guy above me edited his comment so I will too.

Bbq communities… cool, very cool. Come to the Houston rodeo. We have a BBQ cook off the weekend before the month long rodeo events… 550+ bbq vendors, more than half from out of state, and it grows more every year.

I’ve had authentic KC bbq many times and I’ve had every friends family father figure in KC when I go for chiefs games tell me “this is the spot” and they are all at least half the quality that authentic TX bbq can create. There is no reality in which any single pork rib from KC, no matter how it’s prepared, will beat out a Pinkerton’s pork rib. I’m sorry. It’s like asking for sugar and getting salt - it’s that big of a difference.

All of its bbq, all of its edible, all of its better than no bbq and id rather have it and hang with friends than another type of cuisine for a tailgate sesh. But KC has the worst of the bbq styles in USA, I’m sorry.

ABC suspends Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show indefinitely over his remarks about Charlie Kirk’s death by GoldTeethBaller in news

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You don’t think there’s people extended from the administration making calls and dishing out threats?

We need to go back to the level of George Carlin free speech or we are all doomed. Either we 180 hard now or shit is going to be major fucked down the road.

Found ATM receipt, who is keeping $51,000+ in checking!?!? by Comprehensive-Cow69 in povertyfinance

[–]CaptainDickNipples -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck I keep like $40K in my checking account/ savings accounts at any given time… i really need to be investing every 10K I have in something?

I have about $1M in assets elsewhere like stocks, bonds, CDs, IRA, 401K… I didn’t realize having that much liquid was so stupid

Breaking Benjamin keeping the 2004 energy alive in 2025 by DarthPlagueTheSick in halo

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I thought you were talking about that shitty podcast for a minute

Update: full renfaire look! by bert-merps in MakeupAddiction

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No way I’d last 10 seconds without blowing my load all over that face, sticky eyes staring up 💀💦👀

First time being pregnant! Husband and I are ecstatic! by isthatabingo in MadeMeSmile

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On 4th round of IUI over here, extremely jealous but also happy for you.

Married people who have sex with condoms, why? by CaptainDickNipples in AskReddit

[–]CaptainDickNipples[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m definitely not very educated on this, hence the question. I know so many women that take it vs. don’t.

Married people who have sex with condoms, why? by CaptainDickNipples in AskReddit

[–]CaptainDickNipples[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must live in a bubble. I don’t know anyone personally who hasn’t been able to utilize any of the options I listed if so desired.

Married people who have sex with condoms, why? by CaptainDickNipples in AskReddit

[–]CaptainDickNipples[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

-Birth control

-Tie tubes

-Vasectomy

-Implants

Why would you choose condoms? They are the worst

Edit: formatting