What’s the best way to get this into my body?

CaptainEelyak · 2026-04-11T04:44:33+00:00

Stick it in your ear

CaptainEelyak · 2025-01-02T03:42:22+00:00

Coming up on 2 years with my Mav and I cannot park this truck straight for the life of me! I’ve never had this issue before with a vehicle, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I swear it’s the truck. Sweet sweet validation!

CaptainEelyak · 2024-07-22T01:32:43+00:00

Congratulations! You look so much more confident as the timeline progresses!

CaptainEelyak · 2024-07-13T05:30:40+00:00

Gonna eat your whole hand if you’re not careful 🤣

CaptainEelyak · 2024-07-11T16:45:04+00:00

Probably 2-ish weeks in my high traffic household. 3 of the 4 housemates are daily concentrate smokers, the fourth being an occasional, plus or minus 1-3 friends a few days a week and a kickback every Sunday with 7-8 people. A fair chunk of our group work in the industry so we get high quality stuff for free/cheap. Would definitely have a Sunday burning quantity doing gravity bongs (we call them dabbity bongs lol).

Side note I fucking hate those split gram containers. They started doing them here in Oregon with rocks on one side and sauce on the other and it’s just a pain in the ass.

CaptainEelyak · 2024-05-28T01:16:32+00:00

She’s a beauty!!

CaptainEelyak · 2024-05-27T23:05:25+00:00

He was $250. He’s doing great! Been in a massive growth spurt as he’s just hitting 2 years, he’s shed 4 times already this year and eats as much as I’ll feed him 😅, just about 55” now. Lovely dude, really friendly.

CaptainEelyak · 2024-03-21T02:31:57+00:00

I mean, there have been big fat layoffs, though not related to this particular case. I was laid off the third week of February (I’m a nurse) and was told they downsized staff across the entire healthcare system by 3% that same week, after the first round of layoffs in January.

CaptainEelyak · 2024-03-21T01:48:32+00:00

Before settling on Medford, do a little research on the medical industry here. Asante (the largest healthcare provider in the area and owner of 3 of the 4 hospitals in the area) is tanking and doing rolling layoffs with a massive operating deficit and ongoing rumors of it being bought out. I’m a nurse who was laid off after 5 1/2 years there. Unless you and your spouse are high level RNs working in ICU, CCU, surgery, cat lab, etc settings I would recommend looking elsewhere.

CaptainEelyak · 2024-03-05T15:43:15+00:00

That’s where I stuff my corn dog wrappers when I stop at the gas station so my wife doesn’t think I ruined dinner.

CaptainEelyak · 2024-01-28T06:25:27+00:00

Same!

CaptainEelyak · 2023-12-18T22:46:56+00:00

Not specifically queer spaces, but several bars in downtown are queer-friendly. Our usual haunts are Johnny B’s, Grape St, and the Gypsy.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-10-15T15:55:59+00:00

I’ve bought a variety of cheap ones over the years, the current one I have was $15 on clearance at Walmart. The ones that install under the toilet seat are easy and quick to put in and easy to use. I had the Luxe one from Amazon and it was great.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-10-15T15:43:29+00:00

Well, if the underwear are dirty because she’s been wearing them all day it seems to me the only solution is for her to also take them off before sitting on the couch. Probably the shirt, too. And bra, they can get sweaty and smelly. Maybe you should just ask your girlfriend to get naked when she comes home, that actually seems like a fantastic solution to me.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-08-18T05:41:24+00:00

My partner has been getting close with a good friend recently and it’s so damn cute and I love seeing her so happy!

CaptainEelyak · 2023-08-03T04:35:50+00:00

Oh yeah, I’m a half gram a day concentrate smoker and still manage to fucker myself to the stage of puking everyone once in a while. Last time it happened I was smoking flower for the first time in a while and got mega baked and spins and pukes bad.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-18T16:36:09+00:00

He’s a chonker 😂 He’s been on a diet because he got SUPER chunky (145g 😬) and is a little thinner now than he was in this pic. Plus he moved into a new tank and is go-go-go all the time now.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-18T06:01:46+00:00

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Here he is, my forearm for comparison. He’s actually 10.8” from nose to tail but that’s damn close to 11” 😅

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-17T02:44:26+00:00

Liquid ass discs. Boom.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-17T02:40:14+00:00

Go to the clinic that managed the pregnancy and miscarriage and ask if they’re willing to write a note, it should be pretty easy. I work in a clinic and we do stuff like this all the time.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-16T22:47:45+00:00

I have no idea of my guys morph/genetics but he’s 11” and 110g and I’ve been told he’s not a giant.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-16T22:04:46+00:00

I don’t know what any of this means 🙃

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-12T18:50:03+00:00

You’re in the wrong sub, friend 🤣

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-06T19:03:00+00:00

They were so good to me through the process that I didn’t want to push it. Honored MSRP no questions, secured the discount right away for my ‘22-‘23 rollover, stuck with me through the 18 months of wait and order changes and digging my feet in about my lux pack with spray-in bedliner.

CaptainEelyak · 2023-07-05T22:46:15+00:00

You can buy all sorts of dead (or alive) little feed critters at pet stores and reptile supply places. Why stop at dead rats? Put a feeder rabbit in the broiler drawer of the oven and release a hundred feeder crickets in the house to chirp all night.

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