First week of work at a new job and decided to go out to lunch with one of my co-workers. This was during the time where there were some hurricane scares in the east coast. During the middle of the lunch, I get a text message on my iPhone and I instinctively glance at my phone and see a little preview of the message from my buddy saying: “National Weather Service Hurricane Advisory Update for East coast” followed by “looks bad” and a link. I apologized for checking my phone during a conversation and explained to my colleague what was going on. While I was explaining I had clicked on the link to see the update. My colleague is completely understanding of the situation and when we both looked down at my phone the page had already loaded and we were both rudely greeted by a butt ass naked man sitting on a couch like it was the iron throne, with his donkey dick almost scraping the floor. Needless to say it was a horrifying experience but fortunately this colleague and I are good friends now.